Hasbro Socks
Description: Ubrikkian Industries was a vehicle manufacturing company in the galaxy. Its products included the Imperial Troop Transport, the Bantha-II cargo skiff,[2] a sail barge notably used by Jabba the Hutt and the Ubrikkian Floating Fortress, a hover-platform. Ubrikkian operated a factory in Coronet City, Corellia; however this facility was Imperialized and taken over by the Galactic Empire, leading to the layoff of its employees like HarrGick.
Description: The song, "Cold Slither," by Cold Slither spent 20 weeks at #1 on the carts. To commemorate that unbelievable achievement, The Global Domination tour visits 12 locations all directly from GI Joe continuity, starting in Springfield, Vermont, the home of Cobra themselves. *Distressed design to show you heard of them first. **The double snakes on the back are an homage to the closest thing to an official Cold Slither logo that Hasbro ever made, on the side of the 2012 Botcon exclusive Soundwave Transformer.
Description: The Iron Grenadiers represent the first of a new generation of private armies. When most men in that type of company tend to be satisfied by simply being paid for their services, Destro does one better by making them active participants for his growing arms business. Not content to be merely hired infantry, these men are encouraged to come up with devious ways to convince the clients that their sales and services are needed. If successful in the transaction, their commission is a percentage of gross sales.
Description: Cobra has had a few evil plans over the years. Probably the worst of them was to carve a portrait of Cobra Commander into the moon with a laser. (Their best plan was obviously producing the hit song Cold Slither!) Celebrate Cobra's accomplishment with this shirt -- even if it makes no sense!
Description: When you think of tough, you think of Sgt. Slaughter. The man is muscle strong and extremely mean. In the ranks of the Joe Team, the Sarge has garnered many tales of exaggeration in his career to the point where he is credited with superhuman feats. His personal mission is to beat all trainees into examples of military perfection. While every Joe member can qualify for drill instructor, the Sarge fits the role to a tee. He can drill trainees into the ground for 72 hours before he breaks a sweat. He likes to march over their backs spewing out verbal brutalities while they do finger push-ups. If they can survive him, they're good enough for the Joe Team.
Description: Larger center logo for Transformers Slag Podcast Box Design featuring Protoman and JawzD in the background (We also have a smaller center logo option at the store front)
FULL SIZE Transformers Slag Podcast Box Design (Protoman / JawzD) Socks
by Transformers Slag Podcast Store - Protoman
$14 $20
Description: His real name is Hector X. Delgado, and he was born in Chula Vista, California and is of Hispanic ancestry. Shipwreck grew up near the San Diego Navy Yards and enlisted in the Navy at sixteen after getting permission from his parents. In the two-part Sunbow episode "There's No Place Like Springfield", he revealed he lied about being the minimum age of seventeen in order to join.
Description: As the current Matrix of Leadership bearer, Optimus Prime is the de facto leader of the Autobots, a faction of a transforming species of synthetic intelligence from the planet Cybertron. The Autobots are constantly waging civil war against a rival faction of transforming robots called Decepticons. This Optimus Prime t-shirt features an original hand drawn illustration along with Japanese kanji as seen on the Takara-made toy packaging in Japanese markets. The art includes subtle vintage effects to give it some 1984 street cred. For a more abused version, look for my Optimus Prime Vintage tee!
Description: In G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, Jinx is one of the few G.I. Joe Team members whose real name is top secret. She has been studying and competing in several forms of martial arts since she was seven. She grew up in Los Angeles and is a Bryn Mawr graduate. On a vacation trip to Japan, Jinx discovered her familial ties to a ninja clan known as the Arashikage, and was officially initiated into the clan. She was then recruited by Snake Eyes, a fellow ninja and member of the G.I. Joe Team. Jinx has since undergone training with the Blind Master, a ranking ninja sensei, and studied the seven silent forms, including the "Eye That Pierces", the "Iron Hand" and the "Heart That Waits".
Description: Dial Tone is the G.I. Joe Team's electronics and communications expert. His real name is Jack S. Morelli, and his rank is that of corporal E-4. Dial Tone was born in Eugene, Oregon. Dial Tone built his own crystal radio set when he was ten. By fourteen he was part of a CB net and had his own ham station by the time he was sixteen. Dial Tone made all his own equipment, buying parts with quarters which he earned by bagging groceries. He joined the army to further his education in his chosen field and became the Joe team's communications expert. Despite this, he has been seen many times fighting on the battlefield.
Decepticons Energon - Purple Variant Socks
by Prometheus 31 Retro Vintage Geek Nostalgia Merch
$14 $20
Description: If you were a fan of this hit 80's cartoon and toy line, then you will instantly recognize this advanced jet from the JOE arsenal. Although we love the rugged and faithfull Skystryker F-14, the Conquest X-30 project represented this advanced fighter jet. Now you too, can display your pride in this aweseme dogfighter with this great design. Yo Joe! *GET YOURS TODAY. AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND SOCIAL MEDIA*
Description: As the current Matrix of Leadership bearer, Optimus Prime is the de facto leader of the Autobots, a faction of a transforming species of synthetic intelligence from the planet Cybertron. The Autobots are constantly waging civil war against a rival faction of transforming robots called Decepticons. This Optimus Prime t-shirt features an original hand drawn illustration along with Japanese kanji as seen on the Takara-made toy packaging in Japanese markets. The art includes some heavy vintage effects to give it some genuine 1984 street cred. For a more subtle version, look at my other Optimus Prime tee!
Description: When you think of tough, you think of Sgt. Slaughter. The man is muscle strong and extremely mean. In the ranks of the Joe Team, the Sarge has garnered many tales of exaggeration in his career to the point where he is credited with superhuman feats. His personal mission is to beat all trainees into examples of military perfection. While every Joe member can qualify for drill instructor, the Sarge fits the role to a tee. He can drill trainees into the ground for 72 hours before he breaks a sweat. He likes to march over their backs spewing out verbal brutalities while they do finger pushups. If they can survive him, they're good enough for the Joe Team.
Decepticons Energon Socks
by Prometheus 31 Retro Vintage Geek Nostalgia Merch
$14 $20
Description: The popular Energon brand for the Heroic Autobots. Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen) loves energon coffee.
Autobots Energon Socks
by Prometheus 31 Retro Vintage Geek Nostalgia Merch
$14 $20
Description: Airtight has always been the unrepentant practical joker. He dabbles in all sorts of pranks. Itching powder, whoopee cushions, plastic barf, everything you could ever think of and more. Such actions would have tested the patience of his teammates to their very limits. He would probably have been thrown out long ago if it weren't for the fact that he's the only one who volunteers to suit up without hesitation for the missions that would make one's skin crawl. Cobra continuously comes up with ever more lethal concoctions and the fact that any one of them could be so corrosive enough to eat through that suit of his never seem to bother him at all.
king storm tempest my little pony villains Socks
by Miriel_montague
$14 $20
Description: Lady Jaye is a gifted linguist as well as an accomplished actress and mimic. She has participated in or led many undercover missions for the Joe Team. She is a believer in the saying that "less is more." That is why when she puts on a disguise, she eschews complicated makeup and rubber masks. Instead, she becomes the object of her disguise, right down to movement and mannerisms, even right down to the dialect and accent. It also helps that her genes help her pass for a number of European and Middle Eastern natives.
