Hide Socks
Description: A rugged vintage Bigfoot Hide & Seek Champion design featuring a mysterious Sasquatch wandering through a classic pine forest with snowy mountains in the background. The distressed wilderness artwork gives it a retro outdoor adventure feel, perfect for Bigfoot believers, Sasquatch hunters, campers, hikers, hunters, and anyone who loves funny cryptid humor.
Description: A black background with white text at the top that reads "IF YOU SEE ME". In the middle, large brown text reads "HUGGING A COW". Below this are three square sections. The left and right sections show brown textured material, while the center section shows a piece of hide with stitching lines. At the bottom, white text reads "I AM ESTIMATING SQUARE FEET". Scissors are depicted between stars above the middle text.
Description: A distressed white silhouette of Bigfoot is depicted with a peace sign hand gesture. Flanking Bigfoot are two silhouette pine trees. The text "HIDE AND SEEK WORLD CHAMPION" is arranged in a circular pattern around the central figure. The overall aesthetic is retro and monochromatic.
Description: A retro synthwave-style graphic design featuring an ostrich with its head buried in the ground, humorously crowned as the "WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION". The illustration showcases the ostrich from behind against a vibrant circular sunset backdrop with horizontal stripes of yellow, orange, pink, and purple. The design is detailed with wireframe mountain vectors, neon geometric shapes, retro sparkles, and a textured halftone dot pattern on the ground, creating a distinct 1980s aesthetic.
Description: A humorous statement about problem-solving and mechanical aptitude. The text reads "CURIOUS ENOUGH TO TAKE IT APART SKILLED ENOUGH PUT IT BACK TOGETER CLEVER ENOUGITO HIDE THE EXTRA PARTS WHEN I'M DONE". It features line drawings of a wrench, screwdriver, and pliers in an orange outline style against a black background.
Description: Accountability is not anti-law — it’s the foundation of democracy. This design calls out a simple truth: if the public is expected to live transparently, so should those in power. Inspired by real incidents of law enforcement officers concealing badge numbers during protests and immigration raids, this shirt is a bold reminder that justice requires visibility. Perfect for activists, veterans, teachers, and anyone who believes no one is above the law — not even those sworn to uphold it. A calm but powerful statement in defense of transparency, civil rights, and the rule of law.
If You Have Nothing to Hide, Why Are You Covering Your Badge Number? Socks
by Resist! Provisions
$20
Description: The ultimate Bigfoot joke! "Hide and Seek World Champion" is the perfect funny design for Sasquatch believers, cryptid lovers, hikers, campers, hunters, and anyone who enjoys legendary forest humor. A great gift for outdoor adventurers, national park explorers, and Bigfoot fans.
Description: Vintage Hide Your Wife The Alpha's Here Wolf Graphic Meme Saying Shirt is great for you if you are an Alpha or a Werewolf enthusiast. Wear this Funny Wolf Lover Meme design at your next comic convention if you are into expressing your alpha side. Great for men and women that love tasteful cringe wolf, furries and respect the alpha wolf leader of the pack. Funny cringe werewolf wolf meme. I Love Alphas and Alpha Males. Funny awesome sigma wolf meme for genz, gamers, birthday, christmas, halloween.
