Identify Socks
Description: Tired of being called crazy just because you connected dots they can’t even see? This shirt is your mic drop. I Identify As A Conspiracy Theorist – My Pronouns Are TOLD YOU is for those who read between the headlines, question everything, and take I told you so very personally. Not for the faint of thought.
Description: Show off your sense of humor and pride as a conspiracy theorist with this unique and witty design. Perfect for those who enjoy satire and social commentary, this tee is sure to spark interesting conversations. Made from high-quality materials, this vintage-style shirt is comfortable and durable, making it a great addition to any wardrobe.
Description: “Jane” is a popular girl's name and can mean several things. In general, “Jane” is a feminine variation of the name “John” and means “God is gracious”. “Jane” can also be used as a pseudonym to identify a woman, especially when her identity is hidden or unknown, as in ‘Jane Doe’.
Description: Body positivity just got a sarcastic upgrade. Trans-Slender Rights is the tee for anyone who's fat, fabulous, and full of delusion—but in a fun, confident way. Who needs diets when you have identity? Proudly wear your truth: you’re not overweight, you’re just “skinny in spirit.” Offend a gym rat. Confuse a nutritionist. Live your best snack-filled fantasy.
