J Socks
Description: Do you recall The Day the Music Died? February 3, 1959, three up and coming musicians boarded a plane in Clear Lake Iowa after their gig at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa as part of the Winter Dance Party tour. The rest is history, as Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper (J.P. Richardson) lost their lives when the plane crashed. Remember these pioneering artists with this design.
Description: Eau de Embalming adapts an 1890s ad for embalming fluid which is guaranteed to, you know, make the body not so odoriferous. Don't mistake it for Chanel #5. Guaranteed to attract Dancing Skeletons and other living dead things. The perfume preferred by Zombies and the Darkdashians.