Jan Socks
Description: I Accidentally Tasered Myself in the Balls While Trying to Storm the Capitol for Jesus on Jan 6th
jan 6, jan 6er, with jesus, parody t, january 6th, january 6th insurrection Socks
by Thunder Biscuit
$20
Description: A retro-style graphic displays two bell curves on a black background with a grid. The teal curve is labeled 'ICE CREAM SALES' on the y-axis and 'Months' on the x-axis, peaking in July. The orange curve is labeled 'SHARK ATTACKS' and peaks slightly earlier. To the right, an ice cream cone, a teal "not equals" symbol, and an orange shark fin in waves are depicted, with the text 'CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION' below.
Description: A bold, block text design with a black background. The top lines read "HARD CORE YOU GOTS TO CHILL" and "THE BIG PAYBACK" in red. Centered is "EPMD" with a pattern of US dollar bills inside the letters, outlined in yellow. Below are the lines "RAMPAGE DIGGER" and "STRICTLY BUSINESS" in yellow, and the bottom reads "JANE OSSOVER" in red.
Description: A white line drawing on a black background depicts a ship's wheel, presented as 'Fig.1.' with patent details at the bottom. The wheel has numerous spokes, handles, and numerical indicators around its circumference, including '3', '30', '120', '130', '155', '160', '180', '150', '115', '20', '40', '140', '35', '135', '66', and '100'. The text 'Patent Jan. 11, 1944.' appears twice.