Mess Socks
Description: Buy "If You Mess With The Big Sister Then There Is Always A" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. You will become The Focus Of Attention when you wear our Shirts. Click our store "Pointed Pinnacle" for more designs and style options.
Description: A distressed white banner curves across the top with bold black text reading 'DON'T MESS WITH'. Below this, in a smaller font, it says 'THE SOUND GUY'. Centered below the banner are four vertical white sound mixer faders with teal sliders. The bottom of the composition features bold white text on a black background: 'I WILL MUTE YOU'.
Description: A monochrome representation of a person wearing a welding mask and protective gear, holding a welding torch that is emitting bright sparks. The text "DON'T MESS WITH WELDERS" is positioned above the figure, and "THEY DON'T JUST LOOK CRAZY" is below. The overall style is bold and simplistic.
Description: A bold graphic featuring white text reading 'DON'T MESS WITH THE' on the top, followed by a colorful equalizer bar spectrum in teal, purple, and pink. Below the bars, large gradient text reads 'SOUND GUY' in purple and pink, and finally, white text at the bottom states 'I WILL MUTE YOU'.
Description: A playful vintage train design featuring the funny phrase “Hot Mess Railway,” whimsical hearts, floral accents, soft retro colors, and charming railway-inspired details. Perfect for train lovers, hot mess humor fans, chaotic good personalities, vintage style lovers, and anyone who enjoys funny statement designs with a cute and quirky twist
Description: A funny ironic design featuring a tough punk-style character with a soft emotional twist. Perfect for people who look intimidating but are actually sensitive inside. Great for fans of sarcastic humor, punk aesthetics, introvert jokes, and self-aware memes. Works perfectly on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and phone cases. If you love ironic, slightly edgy designs that don’t take themselves too seriously, this one’s for you.
Description: A hilariously angry pigeon sporting a city grit cap and asking the ultimate question: "Any Problems?" This funny urban bird design combines street attitude, animal humor, and meme culture into one unforgettable graphic. Perfect for pigeon lovers, bird enthusiasts, city dwellers, and anyone who appreciates absurd humor and tough-guy animal memes.
Description: A sassy fluffy Highland cow wearing heart-shaped sunglasses and a colorful knit beanie, blowing pink bubblegum while holding a takeaway coffee. This playful country-style animal design is perfect for cow lovers, coffee fans, farm girls, and anyone proudly embracing their funny hot mess energy. A cheerful gift idea for birthdays, coffee runs, casual weekends, and rustic western wardrobes.
Description: HIGH-FUNCTIONING TRAINWRECK. Somehow holding it together while everything is quietly falling apart. A sarcastic, self-deprecating design for people who look functional from a distance.
High-Functioning Trainwreck — Funny Sarcastic Self Deprecating Quote Socks
by cranky store
$14 $20
Description: The Best Things In Life Mess Up Your Hair off-road truck shirt with sunflower bow design. A fun gift for adventure-loving women who enjoy the outdoors and off-roading.
The Best Things In Life Mess Up Your Hair Sunflower Bow Off Road Truck Shirt Socks
by Jenifer Store
$20
Description: The Houston Apollos were a minor professional ice hockey team based in Houston, Texas. They played in the Central Hockey League from 1965 to 1969, and then from 1979 to 1981. From 1965 to 1969 they were a farm team of the NHL's Montreal Canadiens. The Canadiens pulled out and moved the team back to Montreal where they became the Montreal Voyageurs of the American Hockey League. Aside from cutting back on travel costs, the Canadiens cited low attendance, poor choice of dates in the local arena, and lack of practice time. The team was revived in 1979, after the Houston Aeros of the World Hockey Association folded. The team only lasted one and a half seasons before folding on January 8, 1981.
