Multiple Socks
Description: What's wrong with loving the people you live with? What's wrong with being invested in your family — inside or out? You have these people around you 24/7/365. If you don't like them, that's a pretty heavy burden. Be compassionate, be grateful, be loving — be narcissistically invested and stick it to the researchers who want to keep us grumpy, drained of energy, and afraid of our headmates. Extra font-astic geekery with apropos Aphrodite Pro & Bank Gothic.
Description: Tired of having to say no to singulars and ableds alike?? Let this shirt do the talking! Says "Sorry, we're CLOSED" in the style of a typical store sign, under it says in smaller type "all out of spoons". Black background with white & red print. No reason singular people can't use this sign to say "I'm closed for business."
