Mutant Creature Socks
This Island Earth - Two Mortals Trapped In Outer Space Socks
by The Dark Vestiary
$14 $20
Description: "They're tired of being eaten... now it's THEIR turn!" This design is a hilarious homage to classic B-movie horror posters and pulp comic books from the 1950s and 70s. Rendered in an authentic vintage style complete with distressed paper textures and halftone dots, it features a giant mutant killer carrot and rampaging tomatoes wreaking havoc at the County Fair. Perfect for fans of campy creature features, retro sci-fi, dark humor, or anyone who suspects their garden might be plotting against them. The ultimate revenge of the root vegetables!
The Day The Vegetables Bit Back - Vintage Horror Comic Socks
by ARTFULATTIRES
$14 $20
Description: I went to the dentist recently. I'm a nervous wreck at the dentist. I normally need to be medicated because my heart beats so hard that I literally rock in my seat. So I'm headed to the chair. They sit me down next to the torture instruments, they put the bib of shame on me and the dental assistant asks "How are doing?" I ask her, "Do you ever get a good response from that question?" She answers, "Yes, I do actually. Some people really enjoy the dentist." Before my filter can kick in, I blurt out, "Masochists!" I'm sure people that work in dentistry as a whole are lovely people... but I have my theories. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
