Peter Socks
Description: I aint afraid of no ghost, comrade. This weird and quirky piece features an unexpected juxtaposition which unites the pure capitalist fantasy/universally beloved 80s comedy classic "Ghostbusters" with an equally iconic and contrasting image -- the communist hammer and sickle. Look great and confuse passersby with this super comfy tee. Bustin' makes me feel good, and so does this shirt.
Description: If you find yourself the victim of a white collar crime, then perhaps you need the talents of Burke & Caffrey. Of course, I’m referring to FBI Agent Peter Burke and the multi-talented former con artist Neal Caffrey. He’s also a skilled forger, thief and counterfeiter. You know the old saying, to catch a criminal, you need to think like one.
Description: MARTIAN WARNING is a design on shirts, phone cases (call home) and stuff. Can you blame the Martians for not wanting us. Look at what we've done to our own planet. And all our wars. Who needs it. Certainly not the Martians. Or so I was told in a recent visit. (BTW They ARE green.) Sure, at the moment travel to Mars is a red hot dream. But wake up. I repeat. They don't want us. What about Planet Hollywood. It would seem a better choice in this day and age. Or the Pengheng Space Capsules Hotel in China. But then they probably don’t want you either. Yeesh. After you buy gifts in my Ketchum Art store, check out my art prints on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks. Earthling!
Description: DUMB PHONE is a new design available on a variety of products. Buy something for anyone addicted to their smartphone. Smartphones have turned us into compulsive communicators. Smartphones are Intruders, Destroyers, Spies, Control Freaks. Our phones are smarter than we are. We are a stupid species with smart phones, says the neuroscientist Abhijit Naskar. But I rant. And it would be dumb to give up my smartphone. I loved my old heavy black, dumb phone. You could slam the receiver down. Can’t slam a smartphone down. It is too fragile. A fragile, electronic nerd. Honor dumb phones. Buy a tee. Or mug. Thanks.
