Phish Socks
Description: Ahhh! Divided sky, the wind blows high [The divided sky chant is part of an ancient ritual dating back to the pre-Wilson years of She purity in Gamehendge. After listening to the sacred sounds for a sloping lawn, three chosen subjects eat a special root collected at the base of the enormous mountain that rises in the center of the forest. The root is believed to contain the spirit of Icculus, who lives at the top of the mountain. After eating the root, they venture into a vast field at sundown. The field is deep green, and stretches as far as the eye can see in all directions. In the center of the field stands an enormous black rhombus. They climb the rhombus and begin to sing, paying homage to the gods of the night sky.]
Description: Rock out with a side of schmaltz! This hilarious “Gefilte Phish” design mashes up classic Jewish comfort food with jam-band culture. Featuring a too-cool gefilte fish rocking shades and shredding an electric guitar, it’s the ultimate blend of Yiddish humor and music parody. Perfect for Phish fans, Jewish pun lovers, or anyone who enjoys a little chutzpah with their style. Great gift idea for holidays, Hanukkah, or just because.
Description: Taking into consideration that the Dick’s “Lushington” gag went down on the 27th anniversary of the last complete performance of the song, it seems highly likely that the people’s champion will continue to go unplayed for the foreseeable future. But you really don’t ever know what the boys may someday pull out of their asses.
