Prepared Socks
Description: Always on guard. Never surprised. This vintage military cat tee is for the people who go into every situation fully prepared for the worst — because experience has taught them well. Bold distressed illustration with a battle-hardened cat who's seen too much and expects even more. Perfect for realists, sarcastic souls, and anyone who's dealt with people long enough to stop being shocked.
Description: We’ve all been there: you summoned the courage to say "Hi," but that was the extent of your social energy for the day. This relatable design is perfect for introverts, people with social anxiety, or anyone who values their personal space. It’s the ultimate "polite warning" for coworkers, strangers, or chatty friends. Great for casual wear, office humor, or as a gift for your favorite homebody!
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: Navigate the midday lunch rush with this retro 3D typography surrounded by beautifully detailed comic style food illustrations. Ideal for the early morning kitchen prep or dominating the cafeteria serving line, this realistically hesitant yet warmly inviting aesthetic honors the true campus essential worker. Secure this dedicated school food service gear today and confidently dish out those daily student meals.
Description: A funny and colorful fantasy design featuring a nervous cute dragon holding a coffee mug with the relatable quote “Don’t worry, I’m always overthinking the worst-case scenario in any situation so I’ll be prepared.” Perfect for overthinkers, introverts, fantasy lovers, dragon fans, anxious humor fans, and anyone who copes with life through caffeine, planning, and worst-case scenarios.
Description: Are you ready for this? Jesus said, I will Be Right Back, so get ready! Luke 21:26-28 “...the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory…straighten up…because your redemption is drawing near.” This is real. He is coming back. Are you ready?
BRB Be Right Back Jesus is coming again Get ready for the Second coming Socks
by FTLOGdoSomething
$20
Description: In 1956, American Civil Defense efforts focused on preparing the civilian population for potential nuclear attack during the Cold War, with a mix of public education, drills, and the development of warning systems. A key aspect was the "Operation Alert" exercise, a nationwide drill simulating an attack, and the "Duck and Cover" campaign aimed at educating the public on safety measures. And that same year, a mascot was added, the aptly named Mr. Civil Defense. He was featured on signs, posters, training materials, and comic books to help prepare the population for the worst with his catchphrase, "alert today, alive tomorrow!"
Description: Are you ready for this? BRB - Jesus said, I will Be Right Back, so get ready! Luke 21:26-28 “...the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory…straighten up…because your redemption is drawing near.”
BRB Be Right Back Jesus is coming again Get ready for the Second coming Socks
by FTLOGdoSomething
$20
Description: Prepared Not Scared 2nd amendment gun owners design. Perfect design for the gun rights, pro gun, and right to bear arms advocates. Great gift for anyone who supports the second amendment. Perfect gun owners, gun enthusiast design. Great gift for any gun collector who owns a handgun, pistol, firearms. Great gun owner gift, for the gun enthusiast, collector, maker, handgun, pistol, firearms, guns, owner, collector, gun owner.
Prepared Not Scared Socks
by YouthfulGeezer - Not Just T-shirts, but Fun Apparel, Hats And Accessories For Everyone
$20
