Probe Socks

Description: When perfection is mandatory and mercy is optional, you get a floating menace like this. Straight from vintage space nightmares comes a minimalist homage to everyone's favorite extermination-obsessed probe. Cold, calculated, and weirdly stylish.

Description: Oh, to be lifted out of the job pool...

Description: time for some butt stuff

Description: Alien abduction

Description: Calgon is here to take you away. For something.