Product Socks
Description: Welcome to the Department of Domestic Production, where work leads to marriage, marriage leads to family, and happiness apparently ends at the radiator. Built like a forgotten factory safety poster, this monochrome industrial nightmare mixes machinery, impossible parenthood, electrical diagrams and after-hours entertainment into one deeply uncomfortable employee program. A grim little tribute to the machinery, anxiety and surreal isolation of Eraserhead-era midnight cinema.
Description: Civic Virtues: My Attention Is Not Your Product A bold civic‑ethics statement for the digital age: My Attention Is Not Your Product. This design challenges the attention economy, surveillance capitalism, and the constant monetization of human focus. Perfect for anyone who values digital autonomy, privacy rights, and mindful citizenship. Wear it as a reminder that your attention is power — and protecting it is a modern civic virtue. Ideal for activists, tech‑aware thinkers, and anyone resisting algorithmic manipulation.
Description: A malfunctioning specimen from the age of synthetic progress. Human Product Model 78 turns late-'70s de-evolution aesthetics into an absurd corporate inspection graphic—complete with a manufactured smile, industrial geometry, registration errors and a spectacular failure at quality control. Built for devotees of nervous new wave, mutant art-school graphics and tomorrow's obsolete technology.
Description: Funny teacher gift idea: a parody product label for teachers! This "Teacher Being" design features care instructions like "Fragile (Mostly Emotionally)," "Fueled by Coffee," and "Explains Things Repeatedly." Ideal for mugs, tumblers, stickers, notebooks, and more. A thoughtful back-to-school or end-of-year teacher appreciation present.
Description: RC Cola, also known as Royal Crown Cola, is a cola-flavored soft drink developed in 1905 by Claud A. Hatcher, a pharmacist in Columbus, Georgia, United States of America. Its roots go deep in the south, where drinking one with a Moon Pie is a blue-collar tradition. Thank you for looking at my Photography!!! Cynthia
Description: Parody design inspired by classic anti-drug campaign graphics, reimagined with a deadpan food twist. Featuring the familiar four-letter format and a perfectly over-explained subtext, this design leans into that official, no-nonsense tone—while quietly being ridiculous. Simple, minimal, and instantly readable, it’s perfect for fans of subtle humor, retro-style graphics, and anyone who appreciates processed meat a little too much. Whether you’re into ironic designs, nostalgic parody, or just enjoy a good double take, this one keeps it straightforward… and strangely official.
Description: Make a bold statement about the digital age with this thought-provoking typography design. Featuring the repeated phrase "Attention Is The Product" with playful, stylized eyeball lettering, this striking graphic is perfect for marketers, social media creators, and anyone reflecting on modern internet culture.
Description: This Medical Alert Asthma design contributes to safeguarding your kids, yourself or a loved one, alerting others to the possibility of an asthma related emergency. Asthma awareness could be a lifesaver for school, care facilities, summer camp, Sunday school, airplane travel and anywhere groups of people gather. See more Medical Alert apparel by clicking on Pine Hill Goods above
