Reasonable Socks
Description: John Trulli is a full-time meme creator who runs Instagram accounts like Cabbage Cat Memes and Doggos Doing Things that are followed by over a million people. He's been interviewed by NY Magazine and the Daily Dot as one of the leaders of "Weird Facebook." In late 2017, he went through a breakup, and had a midlife crisis. He gave up most of his possessions, crowdfunded a 2008 Prius, and started a 365 day, 48-state tour, couchsurfing with strangers from the Internet and eating burritos everywhere.
Description: "Have A Good Day" That can be a lot to put on someone. What if something bad happened to them already that day? What are we expected to do with this social contract that a strangers has put in your face to sign? Put a smile on our face to satisfy someone else need to impose on another just to make them happy about them selves?.... NO MORE! A line must be draw! This far and no further! And that line is "Have A Reasonable Day" Nothing wrong with offering a reasonable day. Because well.. its Reasonable. I created this expression to wear and share over 10 years ago and use it everyday. It has never ceased to leave the person you say to or see you wearing this design WITH A HUGE SMILE on their face. - Aaron Gardy / House Of HaHa
Description: Sleep is important, but who says you can't look cool while getting your rest? The i go to bed at a reasonable hour shirt is everything you need to spice up your pajama game. With a grim reaper that's both playful and badass, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads. The skull and gun explosion design adds a touch of edge, making it perfect for those who like to make a statement. So why not grab one today and let everyone know that you take your shut-eye seriously?
Description: Can you believe flat-earthers are even a thing? Neither can we. They're hard to find in the wild, but if you do save some time with this design. Would also be useful for moon landing and global warming deniers as well as people who think the government is dropping mind control chemicals from airliners.