Reboot Socks
Description: A rectangular blue panel with a white border contains white text. The top line reads "Warning". Below this, the text "DRINK COFFEE and RESTART" is displayed. The subsequent lines read "9-TO-5-JOB.exe", "EXISTENTIAL-DREAD.exe", and "Press any key to reboot_".
Warning Drink Coffee and Restart 9-TO-5-JOB.exe EXISTENTIAL-DREAD.exe Press Any Key to Reboot Socks
by christian king studio
$20
Description: Bulb burnt out on the tree? Try forcing an unexpected system reboot. Better yet try turning it off and on again. Once the lights are working properly snuggle down and have a tea in your Moss face mug, log onto Friendface, and listen to a little Cradle of Filth to get into the holiday spirit!
Description: A digital warning display with a gray header labeled "Warning". The main section is a blue screen of text listing system errors like "MOTIVATION cannot be found", "SLEEP-DEPRIVATION.exe", and "EXISTENTIAL-DREAD.exe", with a suggestion to "Drink coffee" to enter "safe mode". The bottom states "Press any key to reboot".
Description: A retro-futurist parody of devotion, this artwork depicts hooded figures worshipping a smiling vintage computer inside a sacred “Temple of Old Technology.” With aged textures, muted greens, and playful slogans, it humorously celebrates nostalgia, ritual, and the eternal faith of devoted nerds in obsolete tech.
Description: A minimalist composition featuring a prominent cyan power symbol against a black background. Inside the circle of the power symbol, the word "ON" is displayed. Below the symbol, the text "LIFE RESET" appears in large cyan capital letters, followed by "RESTORE LIFE SETTINGS" in smaller cyan capital letters.
Description: A stark monochrome design featuring four lines of bold, uppercase, sans-serif text. The text reads exactly: 'MAKE HIP-HOP GREAT AGAIN'. Each line is centered and stacked vertically with consistent spacing, set against a plain background. The font is thick and blocky, creating a high-contrast visual.
