Reference Socks
Description: DARE parody design riffing on the iconic anti-drug program’s PSA visual style. D.A.M.N. I’m all out of drugs. A darkly humorous parody inspired by the visual language of old public service announcements. Bold red brush lettering paired with stark, institutional text delivers a message that feels official, unhelpful, and deeply relatable. Perfect for fans of dark humor, ironic design, absurdist jokes, and anti-motivational satire. This design is parody and humor—not advice. Wear it responsibly.
Description: A design for 90s movie fans and basketball enthusiasts. Features the classic film phrase "White Men Can't Jump". Also includes "Billy Listen To Me White Men Can't Jump", "It Ain't Easy", "Being This Good", "#1 First Issue", "Movie Classic", "Special Edition Xxi", "Billy Hoyle", and "25C". Ideal for fans of sports comedy movies and iconic cinema.
Description: A hilarious fast food mashup that flips a familiar burger-style logo into something completely different. This parody design swaps in “TACO BELL” while keeping the iconic rounded layout, vibrant red lettering, and retro-inspired shapes—creating a playful clash between two legendary fast food identities. Perfect for fans of ironic branding, food humor, and logo mashups. Clean, high-contrast vector style makes it pop on shirts, stickers, and more. If you love clever design twists and recognizable parody art, this one hits the spot.
Description: A sarcastic design for people who keep hearing about Tommy Shelby and still have no idea what everyone is talking about. Perfect for lovers of dry humor, irony, internet culture, and anyone tired of seeing the same iconic TV character referenced everywhere. Whether you're making a statement, starting conversations, or just enjoy absurd humor, this bold typography design delivers maximum attitude with minimal words. Great gift for fans of sarcastic quotes, meme culture, funny sayings, pop culture humor, and people who appreciate a little chaos
Description: Bring home a legendary warrior with this unique Blue Samurai Bigfoot illustration. Featuring a mythical cryptid outfitted in detailed traditional Japanese samurai armor, holding a wooden staff, and boasting striking blue fur, this design blends vintage folklore with a bold cartoon art style. Perfect for fans of cryptozoology, Japanese culture, and unique pop-culture artwork. Designed cleanly with a transparent background for optimal print-on-demand placement on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and more.
Description: Channel your inner Vice City rebel with this badass American traditional tattoo style.
Gaming T-shirt Leonida Marine Center Eagle Socks
by Fictional Ink Society: Retro Old School & Geek Fan Art
$20
Description: Show your love for the most obscure experimental electronic band ever to emerge from Hollister, CA. From their first gig in the SBHS gym in 1989, into the Hollyranch years, then through their many years playing shows in Portland, and now a triumphant 2019 return to Hollister scheduled for August 23rd at the glorious Granada Theater, QUIM have been wandering through the darkness for 30 years... And now, you can too!!!
Description: Famous "quote" from Abraham Lincoln: "Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it.""
Abraham Lincoln - "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Socks
by Spinning Comedy Gold
$20
Description: Unleash the power of the jungle with this unique Blue Ashigaru Ape Warrior design. This illustration features a formidable blue-furred primate outfitted in intricately detailed traditional Japanese Ashigaru armor, complete with a jingasa helmet and lacquered dō. The warrior stands at the ready, holding a long yari spear, blending the raw strength of a beast with the discipline of a feudal soldier. Rendered in a high-quality, vintage Japanese ukiyo-e inspired art style with bold outlines and a textured finish, this design is perfect for fans of cryptozoology, Japanese culture, fantasy art, and unique animal illustrations. The background is transparent, making it ideal for printing on a wide variety of apparel and merchandise, from t-shirts