Round Socks
Description: A stark black background showcases bold white text reading "TRUST ME I AM AN ENGINEER". Below the text is a white line drawing of a bicycle. Notably, the rear wheel is square, and the front wheel has a traditional circular shape with detailed spokes. The bicycle features a seat, handlebars, pedals, and chain.
Description: Celebrate the most logical workplace decision ever with this airy open-stacked tee featuring the classic punchline set in a spaced-out, rounded white font with each phrase given plenty of breathing room on a dark background. Perfect for employees with a gift for literal interpretation, work humor collectors, and anyone who followed instructions a little too well.
Description: A circular emblem featuring a blue-skinned bald man wearing round glasses and a prominent brown mustache. White text, "I'M AFRAIDE I JUST BLUE MYSELF", arcs across the top of the emblem. The man's face has brown eyebrows and his eyes are looking slightly to the side.
Blue Man With Mustache and Glasses "I'M AFRAIDE I JUST BLUE MYSELF" Socks
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$20
Description: A minimalist, cartoon-style representation of a raccoon seen from a top-down perspective. The creature is predominantly grey with dark grey accents forming its mask, stripes on its tail, and outlines. It has a cheerful, simple smile and beady eyes against a solid black background.
Description: It's Easier Than Just A Waitin' Round To Die The Townes Van Zandt T-Shirt is inspired by the late, great American singer songwriter and his song Waitin' Round To Die. More of a cult figure than a mainstream success, much of Van Zandt's life was spent touring various dive bars, often living in cheap motel rooms and backwoods cabins. He suffered from a series of drug addictions, alcoholism, and the psychiatric diagnosis bipolar disorder and died on the first day of 1997 aged 52.
Description: A premium, heritage-inspired travel graphic celebrating Montreal, Quebec. Enclosed within a bold circular emblem, the design features a detailed, woodcut-style engraving showcasing the city's historic church steeples alongside modern landmarks like the Olympic Stadium and Biosphere. Framed by a lush maple tree, blooming blue irises, and a stone tunnel arch, the borders are arched with "MONTREAL" and the moniker "CITY OF STEEPLES." Styled in slate blue and warm earth tones, it delivers a timeless retro look.
