Scumm Socks
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Description: As only and exclusively true 80s Kids™ and/or 90s Kids© know (since there is no worldwide repository of freely available data), there was once a time when you could do just about anything, as long as it could be described with one of a handful of words no longer than five letters. No matter whether you were a mighty pirate, a teenager caught up in mad science, medieval royalty, a janitor in space or a very sad middle-aged manchild clad in polyester, the possibilities were practically unlimited. Man, those were the days™©.
Description: Sure, it may not seem like a very good reward for all that insult sword-fighting, but did you know that this t-shirt is scientifically proven to help heal wounds (both to the body and ego) 20% faster than other garments? No, you didn't, because I just made that up. Still, it might be true.
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