Skill Socks
Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills Y'all Seem So Happy Socks
by Apocalipsis_Battles_Official
$20
Description: Year of the Monkey energy (chaos coordinator). Monkey zodiac ninth sign (almost top ten). Clever monkey spirit (IQ 300, impulse control 0). Monkey curiosity mode (opening things that shouldn't open). Monkey mischief vibes (sorry not sorry). Witty monkey soul (jokes at funerals). Monkey travel star 2026 (passport ready). Lucky monkey energy (falls into success). Monkey versatile nature (jack of all chaos). Monkey prankster heart (Sun Wukong energy).
Description: TCB Clothing: Unbothered Is A Skill Stay calm in the chaos. Featuring a stylized digital font, this design highlights a powerful truth: "Unbothered is a skill." This TCB Clothing original is for the stoic, the calm, and the collected who have mastered the art of protecting their energy.
Description: This design is for the practical visionary who knows that when the world gets complicated, the person who can turn raw grain into life-sustaining bread is the real MVP. It celebrates the baker as a fundamental pillar of civilization—the artisan who masters fire, water, and fermentation to provide comfort and calories in any situation. A perfect choice for the kitchen pro who realizes that while others are worrying about the grid, you’re busy mastering the ancient, essential art of the rise.
Description: This design highlights the essential, practical nature of the woodworking craft as a fundamental tool for civilization. It focuses on the reality that when the "modern world" falters, the person who can build a shelter, craft a tool, or secure a framework is the most valuable person in the room. By centering on the idea of "survival," the piece represents the raw utility of the skilled trades—transforming the environment into a functional living space. It celebrates the craftsman who doesn't just navigate the world but builds it from the ground up, proving that a true professional is always ready to handle whatever challenges come their way with a saw and a plan.
Description: Year of the Monkey energy (chaos coordinator). Monkey zodiac ninth sign (almost top ten). Clever monkey spirit (IQ 300, impulse control 0). Monkey curiosity mode (opening things that shouldn't open). Monkey mischief vibes (sorry not sorry). Witty monkey soul (jokes at funerals). Monkey travel star 2026 (passport ready). Lucky monkey energy (falls into success). Monkey versatile nature (jack of all chaos). Monkey prankster heart (Sun Wukong energy).
