Spoof Socks
Description: "TRUMPKIN: Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, should be thrown out in November". This bold political satire design features a scowling jack-o'-lantern carved to look like Donald Trump, complete with his signature hair. Blending Halloween aesthetics with sharp election-year humor, this is the perfect graphic for those ready to vote in November.
Description: Life found a way… then immediately licked the fence. Jurasslick Park opens the gates to a prehistoric disaster where raptors drool, glass trembles, and every safety sign was ignored with confidence. When thunder rolls and the paddock fogs, one thing becomes clear: these dinos aren’t extinct, they’re just unsupervised. Please do not feed them. Please do not tap the glass. Please run.
Description: Down in the storm drain, something is smiling… and it brought a balloon. IT LICKS crawls out of the gutter with clown-faced fur, bad intentions, and a tongue that knows every window in town. The rules are simple: don’t follow the red balloon, don’t answer the scratching, and never lean too close to the glass. Because down here, they all lick down here.
Description: Catch the signal. Catch the thirst. Max Yiffroom broadcasts live from somewhere between late-night television, bad decisions, and a window you definitely should not adjust. With shades, static, neon glare, and maximum broadcast swagger, this design beams pure furry chaos straight into your screen. Technical difficulties are temporary. The thirst is eternal.
Description: A galaxy infested. A rebellion thirsty. The Empire Licks Back launches furry sci-fi chaos into hyperspace with paw-marked starships, battle-ready wolves, and one looming dark lord who definitely knows where the windows are. May the fur be with you as the licking empire strikes again, harder, wetter, and with dramatically better lighting.
Description: In Raccoon City, the outbreak isn’t airborne — it’s expressive, damp, and pressing its face against the containment glass. Resident Yiff drops you into a biohazard nightmare where Patient Zero just wanted attention and accidentally became everyone’s problem. Keep your distance. Barricade the windows. And whatever you do, do not make eye contact. It may attempt to lick you.
Description: Hello, Clarice… the window knows what you want. The Silence of the Hams slips into psychological fur-ror with one dangerously charming fox, one nervous investigator, and a sheet of glass that should never be trusted. He’s intelligent, manipulative, extremely lickable, and absolutely not supposed to be behind glass. The case is cold. The condensation is fresh.
Description: Gotham has a new problem, and it smells like wet paws and questionable morals. The Bark Knight brings noir grit, comic-book drama, and furry chaos into one interrogation room where the hero broods, the villain drools, and justice gets uncomfortably thirsty. Some heroes bark in the dark. Some villains just want to watch the windows fog.
Description: Some relics are cursed. Some windows are irresistible. Yiffers of the Lost Bark follows a rugged treasure hunter into ancient ruins, forbidden temples, and one very dangerous display case marked “Do Not Lick.” The artifact belongs in a window, the villains are already drooling, and history is about to get paw-marked. Adventure has never been this thirsty.
Description: Welcome to Yiffer’s, where the pizza is cold, the mascots are friendly, and the cameras definitely won’t save you. Five Nights at Yiffer’s is an employee training nightmare packed with smiling performers, suspicious noises, and rules written by someone who did not survive orientation. Do not open the doors. Do not lick the spare parts. And whatever happens… survive until 6 AM.
Description: Csi spoof shirt — "Never doubt Never look back That's how I live my life". cult-classic screen-print design for Csi fans, spoof, pasnthroo, joke, play on words, crime scene, humor buffs and collectors. The perfect Csi gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
Description: Csi spoof shirt — "I learned at a very early age that the bugs always win". cult-classic screen-print design for Csi fans, spoof, pasnthroo, joke, play on words, crime scene, humor buffs and collectors. The perfect Csi gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
I learned at a very early age that the bugs always win Spoof Since 2000 Retro Socks
by Pulse Terrain
$20
Description: Csi spoof shirt — "Concentrate on what cannot lie The evidence". cult-classic screen-print design for Csi fans, spoof, pasnthroo, joke, play on words, crime scene, humor buffs and collectors. The perfect Csi gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
Description: All lick and no yiff makes Jack a thirsty boy. The Lickening checks into a haunted hotel where isolation does strange things to the furry mind and every frozen window whispers your name. The halls are too quiet, the elevator is suspiciously damp, and room service is not what you ordered. Whatever you do, don’t answer the glass. It already knows you’re awake.
Description: Get ready to make a splash with this hilarious "Scurvy When Life Doesn't Give You Lemons" Pirate Dad tee. Perfect for any pirate-loving dad, this shirt is sure to turn heads and get plenty of laughs. Embrace your inner pirate and show off your sense of humor with this fun and unique design.
Description: Stylized artwork inspired by Italian giallo cinema, psychological thrillers, and classic European exploitation aesthetics. Rich color palettes, dramatic portraiture, and vintage print textures create a timeless atmosphere of suspense and mystery. The Italian title reads: Il Grande Pucko — The Great Fool The Italian tagline reads: Non Perdona. Non Dimentica. Non Ha Paura. Translation: Does Not Forgive. Does Not Forget. Is Not Afraid. A tribute to classic European suspense, noir storytelling, and cult cinema aesthetics.
