Stapler Socks

Description: We at Xanaduriffic headquarters cannot recommend fire as a solution. Mostly.

Description: Office Space

Description: Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

Description: We need to talk about your flair.

Description: The Office Prank

Description: What would you do with a million dollars

Description: rapper xxxtentation

Description: Brawndo

Description: Quote from our favorite Assistant (to the) Regional Manager from Scranton! Perfect gifts for men, women, boys, girls, kids, coworkers.

Description: What would you do with a million dollars? I tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time, man. The classic Lawrence quote from the movie, Office Space. From Cool Dojo.

Description: Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: VINTAGE Michael Bolton coLL

Description: Peter Gibbons / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: Michael Bolton / Office Space 90s Aesthetic

Description: Office Space Milton meme. The perfect meme for the hilarious nerd who loves memes in your life, or yourself. Check out our store for similar content.

Description: It's Milton's!

Description: Bill Lumbergh / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: Michael Bolton / 90s Aesthetic Fan Design

Description: The first thing you want to hear on a Monday Morning.

Description: A good excuse to smash the printer with baseball bats

Description: Office Space Aesthetic 1990s Fan Design

Description: peter gibbons quote

Description: It very well could've!

Description: An American Musical! Hamilton / Office Space mashup with Milton proudly holding the red stapler aloft.

Description: Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Description: "Um... Yea..." Office Space

Description: Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: Everyone loves Bill Lumbergh, he's the best boss at Initech.

Description: Lawrence

Description: Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator

Description: "We need to talk about our TPS reports...did ya get that memo?!" Hell, I believe you'd get yer ass kicked for sayin' sumthin like that!

Description: Mondays Suck!

Description: Don't ask me about my flair.

Description: Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Description: Andy Warhol inspired, Milton of Office Space design. Complete with red swinglines!

Description: A stapler with a cute face saying "I'm the one keeping things from falling apart around here." in a simple, minimalist style.