Swanson Socks
Description: A circular emblem featuring a portrait of a man with a prominent mustache and pompadour hairstyle. Two axes are positioned behind his head, and rays emanate outwards. The text 'CLUB SWANSON' is arched above, with 'EST. 2011' on both sides. Below, the text 'HARDCORE WILDERNESS & SURVIVAL SKILLS' is arched.
Description: Parody of Barack Obama's 2012 Presidential Campaign logo. Back Ron Swanson of Pawnee, Indiana as your next President of the United States, and give him all of the bacon and eggs you have. "My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them." Ron Swanson
Swim Swammi Slippy Slappy Swenson Swanson Samsonit Socks
by rutskur
$14 $20
Description: Are you tough as nails? Would you rather sleep on a bed of pine needles than a mattress? Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid? Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself? If so, you just might have what it takes to be a Swanson. Pawnee's most hardcore outdoor club starts today. Boys and girls welcome. Pawnee City Hall - Dept. of Parks & Recreation
Description: A circular emblem featuring a portrait of a man with a mustache, set against a background of radiating lines. The top of the circle reads "CLUB SWANSON" and the bottom reads "HARDCORE WILDERNESS & SURVIVAL SKILLS EST. 2011". Two axes are depicted on either side of the portrait.
Description: The Muppets are an American ensemble cast of puppet characters known for an absurdist, burlesque, and self-referential style of variety-sketch comedy. Created by Jim Henson in 1955, they are the focus of a media franchise that encompasses television, film, music, and other media associated with the characters. Originally owned by the Jim Henson Company for nearly five decades, the franchise was purchased by the Walt Disney Company in 2004.
Description: A bold vintage political-poster-inspired design featuring a stern mustached hero and one powerful message: BACON. Perfect for fans of breakfast, meat lovers, grill masters, carnivore humor, deadpan comedy, and anyone who believes bacon deserves its own campaign. This retro screen-print style design has a patriotic poster feel with bold red, cream, and blue tones, heroic portrait styling, and oversized BACON lettering that makes the message impossible to miss.
