The System Socks
Description: “F* Capitalism” isn’t just a slogan—it’s a battle cry against exploitation.** This bold Marxist design channels the fury of workers, students, and marginalized communities crushed by corporate greed and wealth inequality. For rebels who believe in dismantling oppressive systems and building a world where people > profits.
Description: Hilarious 1970s space-age illustration of a grinning chimpanzee astronaut giving a thumbs up next to a giant telescope, pointing toward the stars with the text "Thumbs Up, Uranus! Back Door To The Solar System." Essential gear for astronomy buffs, space geeks, sci-fi lovers, and fans of cheeky 70s space humor.
Description: Honor your journey and the secrets hidden within the solar system with this masterfully detailed mission emblem inspired by Outer Wilds Ventures. This design is a deep dive into the lore, featuring the legendary explorer’s ship orbiting the stars, the campfire and banjo that ground every weary traveler, and the cryptic Nomai symbols etched into history. With the ominous yet iconic inscription "EYE OF THE UNIVERSE — EST. 22 MINUTES," it is the ultimate tribute for those who have lived the loop, solved the mystery, and witnessed the end of all things. This is more than just apparel; it’s a relic for the true Outer Wilds completionist.
