Time Socks
Description: The Nightosphere is an alternate dimension ruled by Hunson Abadeer and inhabited by a multitude of other Demons. It is known as a demonic wasteland filled with chaos. There are three keys to unlocking a portal to this hellish realm. 1. Draw a happy Phill face on a surface. 2. Douse the face with some bug milk. 3. Chant, "Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!"
Description: This is Rob Corddry’s Russian energy drink from Hot Tub Time Machine. Here he describes the ingredients. The incredibly deep use of Chernobly as the movie’s core plot device at first made it my top choice for converting to real-life product: Corddry spills Chernobly on the hot tub controls which is how they go back to WinterFest 1986, then some Red Dawn obsessed party adversaries steal their last can and they can’t get back until they recover it. Meanwhile the Chernobyl nuclear disaster occurred in real-life 1986. And as we all know from Back To The Future, time travel won’t work without some sort of nuclear-level energy. A deep plot device indeed.
Bubbline Hug (from episode 'come along with me' - Adventure Time) Socks
by art official sweetener
$20
