Worked Socks
Description: A cartoon featuring a green, bloated, and stressed-looking character with an agitated expression. Its eyes are wide and bloodshot and its teeth are gritted. The figure has small, nervously-posed arms and legs. The text "STRESSED" appears above the character, and "OUT" below, both in a bold, orange sans-serif font.
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in distressed red lettering at the top, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white. Below are listed hourly rates with corresponding conditions: "$100 - MINIMUM", "$130 - IF YOU WATCH", "$150 - IF YOU HELP", "$200 - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 - IF YOU TELL ME HOWD TO DO MY JOB". A set of golden gears is positioned above the word "ENGINEER". The background is black.
Description: A black background features white text. At the top, there are white wrench graphics. Below the wrenches, the word "MECHANIC" is prominently displayed. Underneath, five stars are arranged in a row. Following the stars, a list of prices and conditions is shown: "$100 HOURLY RATE.", "$125 IF YOU WATCH.", "$150 IF YOU HELP.", and "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST.". At the bottom, a graphic of a bolt and nut is present.
Description: A circular emblem features a cruise ship sailing on waves against a retro sunset background with horizontal stripes of teal, orange, yellow, and pink. The text "I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS SHIRT RETIRED 2022" curves around the emblem. Two anchors are placed on the left and right sides, and small birds are depicted in the sky.
Description: A distressed, rectangular metal sign with a red background and black border. Bold black text reads 'WELDING HOURLY RATE' at the top. Below, a list details hourly rates: '$100 STANDARD', '$150 IF YOU WATCH', '$200 IF YOU HELP', and '$250 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST'. The text is in white with black outlines and a subtle grunge effect.
Description: A black background with bold white text detailing hourly rates for an engineer. The top reads "ENGINEER" within a yellow and blue border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is centered with lightning bolt accents. A list follows with varying rates and conditions like "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A monochrome graphic listing different rates for technical assistance. The text reads 'TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE' followed by priced tiers: '$100/HR STANDARD', '$125/HR IF YOU WATCH', '$150/HR IF YOU HELP', '$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and '$250/HR IF TELL ME HOW TO DO IT'. A gear icon and computer equipment with tools are also depicted.
Description: A black background features white text in a bold, sans-serif font. At the top, stylized wrenches flank a star. The main text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE", followed by pricing tiers: "$100/HR MINIMUM", "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "$175/HR IF YOU HELP", "$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$25U TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with bold yellow and orange text. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT" with a yellow and blue hazard stripe border. Below it, "HOURLY RATE" is in orange. A list follows detailing various hourly rates with corresponding conditions, such as "$100 or HR ... MINIMUM" and "$500 or HR ... IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO MO DO MY JOB."
Description: A black background features the bold red word "ENGINEER" at the top. Below it is a row of gold gears. The phrase "HOURLY RATE" is in grey. Further down, white text lists different prices based on the level of involvement with phrases like "$100 MIMINIMUM" and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: For every pool player who has ever lined up the perfect shot—only to watch it go completely wrong! This funny billiards design is perfect for snooker lovers, cue sport enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that sometimes, things just don’t go as planned at the pool table. A great choice for tournaments, league players, and casual game nights. Perfect for billiards players, snooker fans, and pool hall regulars
Description: A distressed, vintage-style red rectangular sign with ornate gold borders and decorative swirls. White text lists welding hourly rates: '$100 STANDARD', '$150 IF YOU WATCH' with an eye icon, '$200 IF YOU HELP' with hands and a metal bar, and '$250 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST.' with a toolbox and tools. A welding mask and torch are depicted next to the standard rate.
Description: A bold, black background features white text listing contractor hourly rates and corresponding services. The top reads 'CONTRACTOR' in large white letters. Below, a yellow rectangle contains 'HOURLY RATE' and an icon of a yellow excavator. The rates range from $75/HR to $500/HR, with descriptions for each tier.
Description: A bold black background features text in yellow and white. The top reads "ENGINEER" in large, metallic gold letters with a blue outline. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white and yellow. A list details rates: "$100 or --- HR MINIMUM", "$170 or HR --- IF YOU WATCH", "$200 or HR --- IF YOU HELP", "$320 or HR ---- IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$500 or HR ----- IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB". Blue lightning bolts flank "HOURLY RATE".
Description: Celebrate retirement in style with this "Officially Retired 2025" design! Whether you or a loved one is saying goodbye to the 9-to-5 grind and embracing the freedom of retirement, this design is the perfect way to mark the occasion. Featuring bold typography and a celebratory vibe, it’s ideal for retirement parties, vacations, or everyday wear to show off your new relaxed lifestyle. This design makes a fantastic retirement gift for coworkers, family members, or friends who are retiring in 2025. It's available on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more, making it a great keepsake to commemorate this exciting milestone.
Description: A black background features the word 'ENGINEER' in a segmented style with teal, tan, and cream blocks. Below this, the text 'HOURLY RATE' is displayed in large, brown capital letters, flanked by lightning bolt shapes. The subsequent lines detail hourly charges: '$100/HR FOR MINIMUM', '$170/HR IF YOU WATCH', '10P UP', '$500/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO ON JOB'.
Description: Funny retirement gift for men and women who now can travel,not my problem anymore,retired since 2019,Retirees,retired office managers,nurses,teachers,principals, men & women who have just retired or are going to retire this 2019 & now can travel, retirement gift for your colleague or coworker,for retired Grandpa,Grandma,Husband,Wife,Dad or Mom,Uncle and Aunt,Brother,Sister,doctor, teacher,engineer,electrician,veteran,bus driver,postal worker,firefighter who is going to retire in 2019.Summer Vacation.
