Yo Yo Socks
Description: Sgt. Slaughter's Marauders is a G.I. Joe subgroup that specializes in rapid offensive attacks. The team's uniforms are a green, brown, and blue camouflage version of their original outfits, and they use heavily refitted G.I. Joe tracked vehicles. The subgroup is known for its aggressive and disciplined approach, commanding the toughest and most disciplined outfit in G.I. Joe. Sgt. Slaughter is the leader of this task force, known for his "gung ho" style and aggressive attitude, which have earned him the respect of G.I. Joe's toughest Drill Instructor.
Description: Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Sure, you come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight—with both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead! And Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey. The classic Disney attraction on stuff for you to buy! Check my profile for other color options.
Description: Cobra Commander is the leader of the terrorist organization Cobra. He is a truly ruthless, cutthroat individual. While usually the founder of the organization, according to one report, the title of Commander is passed down through the ages, elected by the Cobra Council. Gear up and be Battle Armored ready to tackle the Joe Forces, COBRAAA!
Description: "Once upon a midnight dreary..." over a shaded sketch of Edgar Allan Poe with "I pondered your mom." underneath.
I Pondered Your Mom - Funny Edgar Allan Poe - Once Upon A Midnight Dreary Socks
by Say What You Feel
$20
Description: Scarlett is an extremely talented woman. She is already a gifted martial artist...thanks largely to her three brothers - Brian, Frank, and Sam - and their father, all four of whom are instructors. Shana began training at age 9 and earned her first black belt six years later. She eventually enlisted in the Army, served in Vietnam, and underwent all sorts of special training (Ranger School, CoveOps at Langley, Marine Sniping at Quantico, SASR exchange, ROK Marine Tae Kwan Do symposium), finally settling on intelligence work. She stands as the only member of the Joe Team who has duties that are kept confidential from the rest of the team. Despite all her deadly skills and serious work, she still manages to have a sense of humor.
