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If She's Your Girl Why Is She Answering My Riddles Three? - Oddly Specific Meme, Sphinx Socks
by SpaceDogLaika
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Description: ALLEY-VIPERS are urban assault spec tactics and equipment similar to those used by police SWAT. units in cases of rioting, crowd control and heavily armed attackers. But the ALLEY-VIPERS use them to instigate chaos and spearhead assaults rather than contain them. They are equipped with heavy body armor, advanced night optics, covert observation gear and an arsenal of weapons. Masters of brute force and diabolical treachery, ALLEY-VIPERS use any means necessary to achieve their objectives. To graduate from their training program, they are required to survive a full burst of machine gun fire across their frontal body armor, execute a thirty-foot jump onto concrete with full combat load and much more.
Description: His real name is Edwin C. Steen, and his rank is that of sergeant E-5. Lifeline was born in Seattle, Washington. Lifeline's primary military specialty is medic. Lifeline spent five years as a paramedic with the Seattle Fire Department, until he learned that EMS personnel could not collect their pensions if they became disabled while giving aid when they are not on duty. Since he figured that rescue personnel were never actually off-duty, he decided to instead join the army as a medic. Lifeline is also an avowed pacifist; he's a black belt in 'aikido', the martial art of directing violent energy away from oneself.
