Function Stickers
Description: When summer turns your bedroom into an oven and getting out of bed is no longer an option. This funny “Please Lower the Sun” design features an exhausted man sinking into his mattress during an unbearably hot day. Perfect for heat-wave survivors, summer complainers, Arizona residents, and anyone who believes the sun needs a dimmer switch.
Description: A stark black background features text and three yellow coffee cups. The top line reads "COFFEE IS MY" in bold white letters. The second line states "PRIMARY FUNCTION" in large yellow letters with a slight shadow effect. Below that, "//Do not interrupt execution" is written in white. Three yellow coffee cups with steaming wisps are placed at the bottom.
Description: A cartoon character resembling a train conductor with a blue and white striped hat, glasses, red bandana, blue overalls, and a sheriff's badge. The character holds a directional sign with red and yellow elements. Yellow text reads 'CONJUNCTION JUNCTION' and 'WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?'. A circular emblem at the bottom right contains the text 'SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!' in yellow.
Description: A relatable and funny design for anyone who appreciates honest humor about procrastination and everyday challenges. Perfect for adults, students, teachers, office workers, therapists, and neurodiversity advocates who enjoy lighthearted, self-aware jokes. Great for work, school, casual outings, or as a humorous gift that sparks smiles and conversation.
Description: Stuck in that frustrating zone where you're too tired to function but somehow too awake to sleep? This relatable and funny quote perfectly captures the struggle of insomnia, late nights, and overthinking. Perfect for night owls, students, gamers, and anyone who knows the feeling of being exhausted but unable to rest. A humorous design that anyone dealing with sleepless nights will instantly understand.
Description: A black background features a detailed sketch of a human brain with various labels pointing to different sections and functions. Text elements like "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CALCULATOR", "GINLETECTRIC SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", and "DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE" surround the brain, along with mathematical equations and gears. The overall composition is a diagrammatic representation of an engineer's mind.
Engineer's Brain Problem Solving Function Coffee Location Sensor Sarcasm Calculator Sticker
by Spectrum StudioArt
$3.50
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts for gassers and flatulence humor fans. This funny design includes Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Embarrassment 0% Loudness N.A. *Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, And Avoid Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. Great for pranksters and joke lovers.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts for gassers and flatulence humor fans. This funny design includes Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Embarrassment 0% Loudness N.A. *Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, And Avoid Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. Great for pranksters and joke lovers.
Description: A monochrome depiction of a brain wearing black sunglasses, presented from a top-down perspective. Text labels such as 'CCENN BRAIN COPLICTION', 'VEOM BRAIN', 'BRAIN BRAIN', 'TRCAM BRAIN', 'TRAN BRAIN', 'SEPORCTIIA FUNCTION', 'SPETLCT BRAIN', and 'ELCACT BRAIN' point to different areas of the brain.
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts humor design for proud gassers. Features: Fart Machine, Nutritional Facts, Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser, Daily Value, Stink Level ∞, Proud Release 300%, Stealth 50%, Timing Accuracy 10-200%, Embarrassment 0%, Loudness G.A. Percent Daily Values Are Based On Low Stinking, Unhealthy Foods, Over-Indulging In Comforts And Blaming The Dog. Powered By Proud Gasser. Caution: May Clear Rooms Instantly.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts humor design for proud gassers. Features: Fart Machine, Nutritional Facts, Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser, Daily Value, Stink Level ∞, Proud Release 300%, Stealth 50%, Timing Accuracy 10-200%, Embarrassment 0%, Loudness G.A. Percent Daily Values Are Based On Low Stinking, Unhealthy Foods, Over-Indulging In Comforts And Blaming The Dog. Powered By Proud Gasser. Caution: May Clear Rooms Instantly.
Description: This retro-inspired “Barely Functioning Office Department” design blends cryptid humor with exhausted workplace energy, featuring a sleepy Bigfoot drowning in paperwork, coffee, and questionable productivity. With distressed vintage typography, sarcastic office details, and cozy internet-core aesthetics, it perfectly captures the chaotic spirit of surviving work one vibe at a time.
Description: A scientific diagram showing a closed-loop control system with blocks labeled C, P, and F. Arrows indicate signal flow from inputs r and y to outputs e, u, and y. Below the diagram are two identical equations for the transfer function H(s) = y(s)/r(s) = C(s)P(s) / (1 + C(s)P(s)F(s)).
Description: A black background filled with gray rocks of various sizes. Some rocks have mathematical symbols or equations on them, including 'MATH ROCKS' in white text arched at the top. Other symbols present are infinity symbols, square roots, f(x), summation, pi, and percentages. The overall style is bold and graphic.
Description: A dark background with white and orange text formatted like code. The text "(function repeat() {" is in orange and white. Below it, a list of activities "eating sleepip coding workng out prayer and repeat()" is in white. Curly braces and semicolons frame the code.
(function repeat() { eating sleepip coding workng out prayer and repeat() Sticker
by rosemariana
$3.50
Description: A black background features a detailed, monochromatic drawing of a human brain. White text labels various parts of the brain, including "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", and "DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE". The overall style is informative and humorous.
