Minimum Stickers
Description: A humorous list detailing pricing tiers for a MILLWRIGHT. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT HOURLY RATE" with a yellow and blue distressed texture. Below, dollar amounts ($100 to $500) are listed next to conditions, such as "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today. An offensive quote that delivers a blunt and sarcastic take on dealing with daily chaos. This witty line leans into edgy humor and relatable frustration with a no-nonsense attitude. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and bold sarcasm, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: Because doing the most is the least you can do. A coquette-minimalist typography design featuring a delicate cherry-red ribbon bow above elegant italic serif lettering in warm cream and deep plum. Clean, feminine, and unapologetically extra — the kind of quiet flex that says everything without trying. Perfect for the it-girl whose standards are non-negotiable, the maximalist who treats effort as a baseline, or anyone who knows that "the maximum is the bare minimum" isn’t a brag — it’s a lifestyle. Makes a thoughtful gift for the friend who refuses to dim down, the sister who has always been That Girl, or the coquette aesthetic lover in your life. Extra, by design.
Description: Share a laugh with this hilarious "Dudes be named Max and be doing the minimum" design. This bold typographic piece captures the essence of modern internet humor and savage sarcasm. Perfect for those who lead with a dry sense of humor and love relatable social media jokes. Whether you are hanging out with friends, at an office gathering, or just enjoying your personal space, this cynical statement is sure to spark a conversation. Ideal for fans of witty remarks and ironic personality pieces who want their vibe to speak for itself.
Description: Celebrate the bare minimum with this Comic Star An Effort Was Made design. Featuring a bold nostalgic star in a classic halftone Pop Art style, this artwork is perfect for anyone who values participation trophy humor and ironic achievement. Whether you're celebrating a minor win or just leaning into your mediocre star energy, this design brings a touch of cynical positivity to your daily routine. A thoughtful choice for coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates a witty, half-hearted effort. Available on high-quality T-shirts, colorful stickers, mugs, and more. Explore our shop for more nostalgic comic and satirical lifestyle apparel!
Description: Dad Tax – One Bite Minimum” is a fun and relatable graphic tee for dads who proudly collect a little “tax” from everyone’s food. Featuring classic fast-food favorites like a burger, fries, hot dog, and drinks, this design perfectly captures the legendary dad move: asking for “just one bite.” With bold typography and clean monochrome artwork, it’s a great choice for dads with a big appetite and an even better sense of humor. Perfect for everyday wear, family cookouts, road trips, casual outings, or as a funny gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any dad who never skips the dad tax tradition.
Description: Embrace a unique blend of retro charm and modern wit with our 'Doing Absolutely My Best Minimum' t-shirt design. This graphic features distressed, vintage-inspired text in a muted color palette, overlaid with authentic grunge textures. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a classic, worn-in aesthetic and a touch of ironic humor. A distinctive design, ready to make a statement, ideal for casual wear or as a unique gift. Available on various products, adding a timeless, edgy vibe to your style.
Description: Gothic-inspired vector illustration featuring an elegant woman wearing a long black gown. The illustration was also INSPIRED by the song “Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)”. By pointing with her right hand to the jeweled ring on her left hand, she playfully implies that receiving a ring is simply part of the bare minimum.
Description: Gothic-inspired vector illustration featuring an elegant woman wearing a long black gown. The illustration was also INSPIRED by the song “Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)”. By pointing with her right hand to the jeweled ring on her left hand, she playfully implies that receiving a ring is simply part of the bare minimum.
Description: A bold political statement design with a clean distressed typography style. Perfect for people who support government accountability, economic fairness, workers' rights, living wages, social justice, activism, protests, and political discussions. A strong message for anyone who believes elected officials should experience the same financial realities as everyday workers.
Description: A bold political statement design with a clean distressed typography style. Perfect for people who support government accountability, economic fairness, workers' rights, living wages, social justice, activism, protests, and political discussions. A strong message for anyone who believes elected officials should experience the same financial realities as everyday workers.
Description: A bold political statement design with a clean distressed typography style. Perfect for people who support government accountability, economic fairness, workers' rights, living wages, social justice, activism, protests, and political discussions. A strong message for anyone who believes elected officials should experience the same financial realities as everyday workers.
Description: A bold political statement design with a clean distressed typography style. Perfect for people who support government accountability, economic fairness, workers' rights, living wages, social justice, activism, protests, and political discussions. A strong message for anyone who believes elected officials should experience the same financial realities as everyday workers.
Description: Get a laugh with this playful meme-inspired design poking fun at the name Max and minimum effort. Perfect for fans of internet humor, sarcastic jokes, and lighthearted banter among friends. Great for casual wear, parties, birthdays, or as a novelty gift for someone with a great sense of humor.
Description: This funny, cool and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love internet memes, existential crises, irony, sarcasm, and crazy workplaces. It features a cool raccoon holding a cup of coffee, using glasses, and giving a thumbs up. With the quote "Doing the bare minimum, and that is my maximum".
