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Description: Hilarious winter-themed cartoon showing a shivering sloth bundled in a giant puffy winter coat, mittens, and fur hat lying frozen on a yoga mat, captioned with the funny meditation mantra: "I Am Present. I Am Calm. I Am Cold." A perfect relatable gift for winter haters, yoga practitioners, and anyone who is always freezing.
I Am Present I Am Calm I Am Cold - Freezing Sloth Yoga Tapestry
by Fisheyed Graphics
$23 $30
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Description: Distressed vintage-style winter cartoon of a shocked billy goat buried up to his chest in a snowdrift with his curved horns frozen inside massive, sparkling ice cubes. Captioned with the classic folksy idiom: "Cold Enough To Freeze The Horns Off A Billy Goat." A great gag gift for farmers, country folks, and winter weather haters.
Freeze The Horns Off A Billy Goat - Funny Winter Goat Pillow
by Fisheyed Graphics
$23 $28
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