Function Tank Tops
Description: A circular spiral pattern of blue circles containing various mathematical graphs and equations. The text 'Linear Function Graph' is at the bottom, and 'same graph in the physics equation' curves around the top. Many circles contain the text 'in math' alongside different line and curve graphs.
Description: A dark background with white and yellow text simulating programming code. The top line in yellow reads "function repeat()". Below this, lines of code are listed: "eat ();", "sleep ();", "code ++;". "workout ++;", and "Pray ++;". The final line repeats "repeat ();" in white. The overall style is minimalist and text-based.
Description: A stark black background features text and three yellow coffee cups. The top line reads "COFFEE IS MY" in bold white letters. The second line states "PRIMARY FUNCTION" in large yellow letters with a slight shadow effect. Below that, "//Do not interrupt execution" is written in white. Three yellow coffee cups with steaming wisps are placed at the bottom.
Description: A cartoon character resembling a train conductor with a blue and white striped hat, glasses, red bandana, blue overalls, and a sheriff's badge. The character holds a directional sign with red and yellow elements. Yellow text reads 'CONJUNCTION JUNCTION' and 'WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?'. A circular emblem at the bottom right contains the text 'SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!' in yellow.
Description: A stylized representation of a character from "School House Rock!" within a circular border. The character, a portly figure in light blue overalls, a cap, and glasses, holds a bell. Above, text reads "CONJUNCTION JUNCTION" in yellow and "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" in white on a speech bubble. The "School House Rock!" logo is present.
Description: A relatable and funny design for anyone who appreciates honest humor about procrastination and everyday challenges. Perfect for adults, students, teachers, office workers, therapists, and neurodiversity advocates who enjoy lighthearted, self-aware jokes. Great for work, school, casual outings, or as a humorous gift that sparks smiles and conversation.
Description: A black background features a detailed sketch of a human brain with various labels pointing to different sections and functions. Text elements like "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CALCULATOR", "GINLETECTRIC SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", and "DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE" surround the brain, along with mathematical equations and gears. The overall composition is a diagrammatic representation of an engineer's mind.
Engineer's Brain Problem Solving Function Coffee Location Sensor Sarcasm Calculator Tank Top
by Spectrum StudioArt
$21
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts for gassers and flatulence humor fans. This funny design includes Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Embarrassment 0% Loudness N.A. *Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, And Avoid Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. Great for pranksters and joke lovers.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts for gassers and flatulence humor fans. This funny design includes Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Embarrassment 0% Loudness N.A. *Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, And Avoid Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. Great for pranksters and joke lovers.
Description: This retro-inspired “Barely Functioning Office Department” design blends cryptid humor with exhausted workplace energy, featuring a sleepy Bigfoot drowning in paperwork, coffee, and questionable productivity. With distressed vintage typography, sarcastic office details, and cozy internet-core aesthetics, it perfectly captures the chaotic spirit of surviving work one vibe at a time.
this current side quest brought to you by the magical, powers of adhd Tank Top
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$21
Description: A black background filled with gray rocks of various sizes. Some rocks have mathematical symbols or equations on them, including 'MATH ROCKS' in white text arched at the top. Other symbols present are infinity symbols, square roots, f(x), summation, pi, and percentages. The overall style is bold and graphic.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts humor design for proud gassers. Features: Fart Machine, Nutritional Facts, Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser, Daily Value, Stink Level ∞, Proud Release 300%, Stealth 50%, Timing Accuracy 10-200%, Embarrassment 0%, Loudness G.A. Percent Daily Values Are Based On Low Stinking, Unhealthy Foods, Over-Indulging In Comforts And Blaming The Dog. Powered By Proud Gasser. Caution: May Clear Rooms Instantly.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts humor design for proud gassers. Features: Fart Machine, Nutritional Facts, Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser, Daily Value, Stink Level ∞, Proud Release 300%, Stealth 50%, Timing Accuracy 10-200%, Embarrassment 0%, Loudness G.A. Percent Daily Values Are Based On Low Stinking, Unhealthy Foods, Over-Indulging In Comforts And Blaming The Dog. Powered By Proud Gasser. Caution: May Clear Rooms Instantly.
Description: A scientific diagram showing a closed-loop control system with blocks labeled C, P, and F. Arrows indicate signal flow from inputs r and y to outputs e, u, and y. Below the diagram are two identical equations for the transfer function H(s) = y(s)/r(s) = C(s)P(s) / (1 + C(s)P(s)F(s)).
Description: A black background features a detailed, monochromatic drawing of a human brain. White text labels various parts of the brain, including "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", and "DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE". The overall style is informative and humorous.
