Timer Tank Tops
Description: A dapper Victorian swimmer stands ready for a proper seaside spectacle, complete with old-fashioned swim goggles, curled mustache, and classic black bathing costume. This vintage-inspired illustration brings together antique beach charm, retro sports style, and a dash of gentlemanly bravado. Perfect for fans of Victorian oddities, old-timey swimming, vintage beach art, historical sports, circus-style characters, mustache humor, and quirky retro illustrations.
Description: A retro-style graphic with a white coupe featuring black racing stripes. It is set against a circular sunset with orange, yellow, and teal stripes. The text 'I'M NOT OLD' arcs above the sunset, and 'I'm Classic!' is displayed below in a script font. The background is solid orange.
Description: Get ready for a futuristic adventure with this cyberpunk raccoon design. Featuring an edgy raccoon in a leather jacket and glowing visor, holding a mechanical heart with the countdown timer 00:59, and a USB cable tail sparking with rainbow energy. Perfect for gamers, synthwave fans, and tech geeks, this design looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers for conventions or raves.
Description: Are you a proud, cantankerous member who tells it like it is? Wear your badge of office with this funny "Bald, Grumpy, Proud" cartoon badge emblem design. It features a retro, angry-faced character illustration that makes a perfect joke gift for a bald dad, grandpa, husband, or anyone who has earned their membership in the ultimate grump club through years of well-practiced grumbling.
Description: Speedrun Mode activated! This intense cyberpunk-style design features a focused gamer dog with glowing blue eyes, gaming headphones, and racing timers. Perfect for speedrunners, competitive gamers, and dog lovers who live for beating records and shaving seconds off their best times. Featuring bold retro wave aesthetics with electric blue and purple neon accents.
Description: Adjustment table setup pro with heat pack handoff energy daily. Spine whisperer in training while operating therapeutic modalities. Patient positioning assistant navigating table drop coordination. Chiropractic chaos coordinator real. Stretching routine enforcer. Rehabilitation support squad member. Assistant crack dealer humor? Crack, heat, stretch, repeat. Keeping spines happy.
Description: A bold and sarcastic patriotic design for people with a sharp sense of humor and a nostalgic view of old-school America. Featuring a striking bald eagle and distressed USA flag artwork, this design blends vintage attitude with edgy commentary. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, patriotic graphics, retro American style, and conversation-starting designs that deliver a rebellious punch.
I May Be Old but I Saw the USA Before It Went Bad Funny Patriotic Design Tank Top
by darwing_ridlar
$21
Description: Celebrate a milestone 80th birthday with this retro-themed tee. With a design that pays homage to the recipient's birth year, this shirt is perfect for nostalgic individuals looking to commemorate their special day in style. Made for comfort and style, this tee is a great way to show off your unique personality and celebrate 80 years of life.
