8bit Tapestries
Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!
Description: This super adorable magical cow has a strong unicorn horn - he's a unicow! This cute 8bit graphics unicorn cow design is perfect for anyone who is obsessed with unicorns, old computer graphics, and cows! Grab this magical unicorn cow as a gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with unicorns & cows! Any youngins who are falling in love with cows that can turn into unicorns through magic would love this cute unicow pun!
Description: Irony meets fashion in this playful 8-bit pixel art design! Featuring a whimsical clothing iron and the witty text 'I Love the Irony,' this tee is perfect for those who appreciate a clever twist on words. Whether you're into wordplay or just want to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe, this design is sure to make a statement.
Description: Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!
