Asteroid Tapestries
Description: In the play, war photojournalist Augie Steenbeck arrives early to the Junior Stargazer convention with Woodrow, his intellectual teenage son, and his three younger daughters. When their car breaks down, Augie phones his father-in-law, Stanley, asking his help. Stanley, who dislikes his son-in-law, persuades him to tell the children about their mother's recent death, which Augie had concealed. Augie and Woodrow meet Midge Campbell, a famous but world-weary actress, and her daughter Dinah, who, like Woodrow, will be honored at the convention.
Description: Vesta's giant peak (asteroid flex). Rheasilvia Mons wonder (22km tall). Asteroid mountain king (solar system titan). Impact crater colossus (505km wide). Three times Everest (take that, Earth). Main Belt monster (Vesta's crown). Central mound magic (NASA approved). Dawn mission discovery (2011 glory). 22km summit energy (space nerd).
Description: Step into the future with our captivating "Asteroid City" designs, envisioning a world where humanity has expanded beyond Earth and established thriving civilizations on asteroids. These designs offer a glimpse into the awe-inspiring architecture, advanced technology, and vibrant lifestyles of extraterrestrial cities.
Description: Escape the daily grind with this industrial space mining design featuring an asteroid mining rig. Ideal for software engineers and tech professionals who dream of leaving earth to code a mining laser instead of chasing corporate hustle culture. Perfect for sci-fi enthusiasts and programmers who love sharp corporate satire.
Description: Explore the emptiness of the cosmos with this bold hollow inside astronaut design. Featuring a skull in a colorful space suit, floating asteroids, and dramatic distressed lettering, this graphic blends dark humor, space aesthetics, and existential sci-fi energy. Perfect for fans of astronauts, skull art, cosmic designs, gothic humor, and anyone who feels a little hollow inside while drifting through the void.
Description: A black background displays five distinct celestial bodies with their corresponding labels. Top shows a jagged comet. Below is a round, cratered asteroid. Next, two small dots labeled meteoroid. Then a fiery streaking object labeled meteor with dashed lines. Finally, a rock splashing into water labeled meteorite, with a sunrise in the background.
Comet, Asteroid, Meteoroid, Meteor, Meteorite Scientific Definitions Tapestry
by Chacha Story Planets
$30
Description: An intricate woodblock engraving captures prehistoric dinosaurs gazing up as a blazing bowling ball meteor crashes to Earth, captioned with the phrase Watch It Leave The Ten Pin. Designed for passionate bowlers and paleontology fans who appreciate dark visual humor during league play. Makes a memorable surprise for teammates, captains, or anyone who knows the heartbreak of a stubborn pin.
Watch It Leave The Ten Pin Meteor Strike Bowling Scene Tapestry
by The World of Football Shoop
$23 $30
Description: A smiling hero in a barista apron points at the viewer while a pink-haired mage cheers, a retired dragon holds a coffee cup and a robot bird flies by, with glowing runes and coffee beans around. I was the legendary Demon Lord's party planner, but I was reincarnated as a novice waiter, so now I just run a small coffee shop on a floating asteroid. A funny fantasy design for coffee and anime fans.
Description: A funny and eye-catching dinosaur design featuring a cheerful dino duo moments before a fiery asteroid impact. This playful extinction-themed artwork blends cute prehistoric characters with dark humor, making it perfect for dinosaur lovers, science fans, teachers, students, and anyone who enjoys witty disaster jokes with a bold retro-cartoon style.
Description: Tired of the grind? This space miner coded design features a weary astronaut who took the "learn to code" advice to a galactic level. Perfect for tech enthusiasts and sci-fi fans, this space miner coded artwork depicts the ultimate escape from Earth. It is a humorous take on the intersection of space exploration and coding culture.
