Collapse Tapestries

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Which wine pairs well with societal collapse?" Yeah, these aren't the best years, are they? Democracy down the tubes, the rise of the oligarchs, and just the stupidest timeline ever. Gotta be sassy about it.

Description: Collapse into Color // Circa Survive

Description: A sheet of music transforming into a broken bridge. A musical bridge becomes a literal structural failure.

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate! We need to get those Kom’s!

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate! We need to get those Kom’s!

Description: Some people got to retire. We get to watch the world end.

Description: Embrace your past. Minds fade like falling leaves. Unique artistic statement.

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate. Even if your legs are tired, don’t listen to them, just keep going!

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate! We need to get those Kom’s!

Description: More relevant than ever. ---- "America is not a country, it's just a business."

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate. Even if your legs are tired, don’t listen to them, just keep going!

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate! We need to get those Kom’s!

Description: "I can only remain unsupervised for so long, before I bring about the collapse of time" Great design for people who love crabs, and for those that cannot be left without supervision

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate! We need to get those Kom’s!

Description: Five Waves of Annihilation (Design 1 of 2) - Make a statement with this illustration by Graeme MacKay - first drawn on day one of the COVID-19 pandemic. Not a rip-off, the real deal. Read about the design here: https://mackaycartoons.net/2020/03/18/wednesday-march-11-2020/

Description: Where we're headed - updated blueprints for the future of humanity

Description: Singer And The Singer

Description: Collapse Into Now (2011) Album by R.E.M.

Description: Forcing people to sacrifice their health and lives for the economy is a false choice and will not save lives or the economy.

Description: Perfect for long-distance runners, marathoners, and sprinters who know the struggle of endurance running and the importance of tracking their time. If I collapse, the humor captures the dedication and irony of a true athlete's priorities. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts with a sense of humor, this design says, "If I Collapse, Please Pause My Watch" in bold, making it a great conversation starter at the gym, track field, or post-race gathering with fellow runners.

Description: Binx The Cat I am A Survivor

Description: If I collapse Please Pause my Watch - Marathon Runner

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "my retirement plan is societal collapse". Millennials, Gen Z, and younger - just waiting for the apocalypse. It is what it is.

Description: Gift for bicycle lovers. If you want a gift for a cyclist this is for you. Great gift for anyone who loves bikes

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate. Even if your legs are tired, don’t listen to them, just keep going!

Description: Funny Runner If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch Running

Description: Designs inspired by Covert Narcissists, their personality traits & the experiences a survivor goes through during their relationship with a narcissist.

Description: If You See Me Collapse Pause funny gift

Description: If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch Funny Running Gift

Description: "It was the worst of times, it was the dumbest of times." Funny unisex t-shirts are great for people who are trying to make sense of an America that is quickly changing to a fascist country. This is a great t-shirt for people who are anti-Trump but don't necessarily want to have it written on a t-shirt. People will just nod at your humorous/dark t-shirt and understand what it is all about. MAGA/Trumpers won't get angry at you because they won't understand the comparison. It's 2025, and America is divided like never before, but instead of tackling real issues, we are drowning in culture wars and political stunts that make zero sense. Facts? Optional. Leadership? More like a reality show audition tape. Every day feels like waking up to a new

Description: This is a If I Collapse Pause My Watch design, makes a great funny runners gift idea.

Description: It's essential for Strava to be accurate! We need to get those Qom’s!

Description: Another design to mark the 10th anniversary of Doomed Society Radio. Celebrate our birthday with the overgrown remains of a bunch of cars

Description: the sarcastic phrase "My Retirement Plan Is Societal Collapse," perfect for those who enjoy dark humor and witty commentary. Perfect present for grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, friends on birthday, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back to School, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary. Click on my brand for more similar designs.

Description: If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch Funny Running

Description: Baltimore Strong - Francis Scott Key Bridge