Die Trying Tapestries

Description: Groucho Marx quote: I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Description: This cool fitness themed design features an illustration of a Grim Reaper lifting a barbell and a kettlebell. Rock this artwork at the gym and lift fast die strong!

Description: Live Forever or Die Trying, the white version for those darker colors.

Description: Dungeon and Dragons quote: Roll High or Die Trying

Description: Come and join the Squad and rock this fitness themed design that features an illustration of the Grim Reaper lifting a barbell and a kettlebell. Rock this artwork at the gym with your Squad and lift big or die trying!

Description: A full skeleton is depicted lifting a barbell with weights on each side. The background is black. Text above the skeleton reads "DON'T SPOT ME" in a distressed, curved font. Text below the skeleton reads "I'M TRYING TO DIE" in a bold, straight font. The style is illustrative and slightly humorous.

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying To Die

Description: don't spot me i'm here to die

Description: A vibrant pop-art illustration featuring Pim, Charlie, Allan, Gloop, and Boss from Smiling Friends shouting under bold graffiti typography.

Description: A retro-style graphic with a raccoon lifting a barbell overhead. The raccoon has a determined expression. The background features a sunburst with horizontal stripes of red, orange, cream, brown, and teal. The text 'DON'T SPOT ME' is at the top and 'I'M TRYING TO DIE' is at the bottom.

Description: Rogues are infamous for being stealthy. With sneak attack, expertise, and their entire kit centered around gaining the upper hand using stealth, no wonder rogues sneak around whenever possible in Tabletop RPG games. If you have a friend who plays rogue, who tries to solve every problem by being sneaky and stealthy, or if you, yourself, would rather roll a d20 and succeed a stealth roll than face the situation head on, this design will make perfect the wear / accessory design.

Description: Funny racoon Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Workout Gym

Description: For the truth-seekers that are waking up and or on their journey. Don't give up. Make discoveries and change our world for the better

Description: Live forever or Die Trying. This is the goal of most transhumanists and longevity advocates. If it's your goal too, this is the shirt for you.

Description: Groucho Marx Comedian Caricature Cigar

Description: The motto of the Scary Funny Show podcast!

Description: Proud computer scientist? This tee is for debuggers of life, algorithm addicts, and coders who speak fluent binary. Whether you're a 'caffeine-driven developer' or 'infinite loop survivor', rep your '404 social skills' with pride. Perfect for Stack Overflow addicts who know 'sudo' is the ultimate life hack! #SudoOrDieTrying

Description: “I'd rather die trying to take them down, than die giving them what they want” #Andor !

Description: Proud computer scientist? This tee is for debuggers of life, algorithm addicts, and coders who speak fluent binary. Whether you're a 'caffeine-driven developer' or 'infinite loop survivor', rep your '404 social skills' with pride. Perfect for Stack Overflow addicts who know 'sudo' is the ultimate life hack! #SudoOrDieTrying

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying To Die, Funny Sad Gym Cat Meme

Description: Clipper Martial Arts Academy Emblem

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Shirt, Unisex Tee, Weight Lifting Skeleton Meme Gym

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Shirt, Unisex Tee, Meme T Shirt, Funny T Shirt, Vintage Drawing T Shirt, Racoon Shirt, Animal Shirt, Sarcastic

Description: Buy "Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Funny Workout Gym" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. We have a large selection of adult and children's outfits, party decorations, and gifts. Click our store "Cendoodles" for more designs and style options.

Description: Buy "Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Funny Workout Gym" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. We have a large selection of adult and children's outfits, party decorations, and gifts. Click our store "Cendoodles" for more designs and style options.

Description: As someone with a complicated pituitary disorder, I have to take a LOT of medications to replace the many crucial hormones my body can't make on its own. Over the years, I've had a few "helpful" "wellness experts" tell me that I would "feel so much better" if I wasn't "taking so many pills". Y'all, these miracles of modern medicine keep me ALIVE. Keep your uncalled for advice to yourself before you really hurt somebody. This design was inspired by that, and all the other uncalled for judgements of anyone who takes any medications to manage their disease, chronic pain, depression, whatever. I see you, spoonies. We've got enough going on without the being judged by others for taking care of ourselves. This one's for you.

Description: The TTRPG that started it all, Dungeons and Dragons!

Description: Roll High or Die Trying D20 Dice

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying To Die funny raccoon

Description: Roll High or Die Trying Tabletop RPG

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying To Die funny raccoon

Description: The motto of the Scary Funny Show podcast with comedians Thom Tran & Mike Estime! Keep laughing or Die Trying! Now for lighter shirts!

Description: The Motto of the Scary Funny Show podcast with Comedians Thom Tran & Mike Estime!

Description: Add some dark humor to your workout with this hilarious "Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die" T-shirt featuring a vintage-style weightlifting raccoon. Perfect for gym rats, lifters, and anyone who embraces the struggle of heavy reps with a little sarcasm. A great gift for powerlifters, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts with a twisted sense of humor!