Die Trying Tapestries
Description: A full skeleton is depicted lifting a barbell with weights on each side. The background is black. Text above the skeleton reads "DON'T SPOT ME" in a distressed, curved font. Text below the skeleton reads "I'M TRYING TO DIE" in a bold, straight font. The style is illustrative and slightly humorous.
Description: A retro-style graphic with a raccoon lifting a barbell overhead. The raccoon has a determined expression. The background features a sunburst with horizontal stripes of red, orange, cream, brown, and teal. The text 'DON'T SPOT ME' is at the top and 'I'M TRYING TO DIE' is at the bottom.
Description: Rogues are infamous for being stealthy. With sneak attack, expertise, and their entire kit centered around gaining the upper hand using stealth, no wonder rogues sneak around whenever possible in Tabletop RPG games. If you have a friend who plays rogue, who tries to solve every problem by being sneaky and stealthy, or if you, yourself, would rather roll a d20 and succeed a stealth roll than face the situation head on, this design will make perfect the wear / accessory design.
Description: Proud computer scientist? This tee is for debuggers of life, algorithm addicts, and coders who speak fluent binary. Whether you're a 'caffeine-driven developer' or 'infinite loop survivor', rep your '404 social skills' with pride. Perfect for Stack Overflow addicts who know 'sudo' is the ultimate life hack! #SudoOrDieTrying
Description: Proud computer scientist? This tee is for debuggers of life, algorithm addicts, and coders who speak fluent binary. Whether you're a 'caffeine-driven developer' or 'infinite loop survivor', rep your '404 social skills' with pride. Perfect for Stack Overflow addicts who know 'sudo' is the ultimate life hack! #SudoOrDieTrying
Description: Buy "Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Funny Workout Gym" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. We have a large selection of adult and children's outfits, party decorations, and gifts. Click our store "Cendoodles" for more designs and style options.
Description: Buy "Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die Funny Workout Gym" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. We have a large selection of adult and children's outfits, party decorations, and gifts. Click our store "Cendoodles" for more designs and style options.
Description: As someone with a complicated pituitary disorder, I have to take a LOT of medications to replace the many crucial hormones my body can't make on its own. Over the years, I've had a few "helpful" "wellness experts" tell me that I would "feel so much better" if I wasn't "taking so many pills". Y'all, these miracles of modern medicine keep me ALIVE. Keep your uncalled for advice to yourself before you really hurt somebody. This design was inspired by that, and all the other uncalled for judgements of anyone who takes any medications to manage their disease, chronic pain, depression, whatever. I see you, spoonies. We've got enough going on without the being judged by others for taking care of ourselves. This one's for you.
Description: Add some dark humor to your workout with this hilarious "Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die" T-shirt featuring a vintage-style weightlifting raccoon. Perfect for gym rats, lifters, and anyone who embraces the struggle of heavy reps with a little sarcasm. A great gift for powerlifters, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts with a twisted sense of humor!
Description: Add some dark humor to your workout with this hilarious "Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die" T-shirt featuring a vintage-style weightlifting raccoon. Perfect for gym rats, lifters, and anyone who embraces the struggle of heavy reps with a little sarcasm. A great gift for powerlifters, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts with a twisted sense of humor!
