Existential Dread Tapestries
Description: Do you suffer from existential angst? Feeling socially unfulfilled and dread the daily treadmill going to work to buy clothes and pay for a car to take you to work and leave your house empty all day? This funny design shows you your place in the universe! Accurate for our location in the universe and your position in life. Brings a sarcastic, wry, ironic smile to anyone who is sick and tired of a repetitive, groundhog day lifestyle and wants a change of circumstances for the better with a positive outlook.
Description: Who knew seduction was so exhausting? Our mermaid sure does and she doesn’t lure sailors on an empty tank! This hilarious design is perfect for caffeine lovers, ocean dreamers, and anyone who needs a strong brew before breaking hearts at sea. Wear it when you're fishing for compliments or just trying to stay awake at work. Warning: may attract sailors and baristas
Description: Chainsaws? Masked maniacs? Pure comfort. But one weather-related question from a coworker and suddenly it’s a full-blown panic attack and social anxiety This shirt is for horror fans, introverts, and anyone who’s ever preferred a haunted house to a networking event. Spoiler: it’s not the killer that’s terrifying - it’s being asked, “So… what do you do for fun?”
Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wine for death invite them inside as a friend
