Expression Tapestries
Description: For the person who never does anything by halves, this design brings the whole shebang in one loud, lovable burst. It is bold, cheeky, over-the-top, and proud of it, basically the perfect uniform for anyone who prefers the full package instead of the watered-down version. Cool fact: the phrase “the whole shebang” is recorded from 1869, and the exact origin of “shebang” is still considered uncertain.
Description: "This shit is bananas" is a slang expression meaning that a situation is crazy, chaotic, outrageous, or absurd. Widely popularized by Gwen S. 2004 hit "Hollaback Girl," it is used to describe something surreal or out of control, similar to saying "this is insane" or "this is nuts"
Description: For people who are doing splendidly, surviving stylishly, or at least pretending everything is wonderfully under control. This design turns an old-school expression into a bright, cheeky bit of wearable optimism. Cool fact: “fine and dandy” is recorded from 1799, and modern dictionaries note it can mean excellent or be used with a sarcastic wink.
Description: A smart humor graphic tee ideal for everyday casual wear, workplace jokes and awkward social situations. Great gift for people who appreciate witty sarcasm and deadpan comedy.
People Say I'm Condescending (That Means I Talk Down To People) Tapestry
by Field & Farm Threads
$30
Description: Funny sarcastic design for anyone whose facial expressions reveal exactly what they're thinking before they even say a word. Great gift idea for friends, coworkers, teachers, nurses, customer service professionals, and sarcastic personalities who struggle to hide their reactions.
Description: Do Not Summon My Inner Heifer She Doesn't Play Nice Do Not Summon My Inner Heifer She Doesn't Play Nice This Do Not Summon My Inner Heifer She Doesn't Play Nice design for any cow whisperer & crazy cow lady. Any funny farmers will love this present. Grab one for yourself or your beloved one to wear everyday. Sure that our design will be one of your favorites, our special design will catch people's attention when you walk down the road. Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, son, daughter.
Description: I'm Angry Who You Are Funny Chicken Spicy Apparel I'm Angry Who You Are Funny Chicken Spicy Quote Perfect to wear at party and make people laugh, entertain your friends with this awesome design, make people laugh on the street wearing this design, get this as a present for your friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband,... Great For Anybody, Father, Mother, Men Women Mom Dad Grandma Grandpa Brother Sister Son Daughter Husband Wife Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friend, Cousin Aunts And Uncles...
Description: My Mom Gets Mad At Me, Daughter, Family Humor But I'm Basically A Much Younger Version Of Her My Mom Gets Mad At Me, But I'm Basically A Much Younger Version Of Her - Funny and relatable mom and daughter design for daughters who see themselves as a younger version of their moms, full of personality, attitude, and shared habits. Perfect gift for mothers, daughters, birthdays, Mother’s Day, family reunions, and anyone who loves humorous and heartfelt family relationship quotes.
