Fixed Tapestries
Description: The Jaguar E-Type or the Jaguar XK-E (North American market) was manufactured by the British company Jaguar cars between 1961 and 1975 and was capable of 150 MPH. This Illustration is of the series 1, manufactured between 1961 and 1968. The Series 1 was available as a two seater Fixed Head Coupé and as a two seater convertible "roadster". A "2+2" or four-seater version of the coupé, with a lengthened wheelbase, was released several years later. On its release in 1961, Enzo Ferrari called it "the most beautiful car ever made"
Description: A black and white graphic depicting the six stages of debugging. The text outlines "1. DENIAL: \"I did not write this code.\"", "2. ANGER: \"Why isn't this working?\"", "3. BARGAINING: \"Maybe if I just restart...\"", "4. DEPRESSION: \"I'll never find the bug.\"", "5. TESTING: \"I think it's fixed.\"", and "6. ACCEPTANCE: \"Wait, what did I fix?\"" connected by arrows in a flowchart with the additional text "Realization: It's all connected."
Description: Atop the enemy formation are four large aliens known as the "Boss Galaga", which take two shots to destroy. These aliens can use a tractor beam to capture the player's ship, returning with it to the top of the formation and costing the player a life. Should additional lives remain, the player has an opportunity to shoot down the Boss Galaga holding the captured ship. Shooting it down as it dives towards the player will result in the captured ship being rescued, and it will join the player's ship, transforming it into a "dual-fighter" with additional firepower and a larger hitbox.
Description: The Jaguar E-Type or the Jaguar XK-E (North American market) was manufactured by the British company Jaguar cars between 1961 and 1975 and was capable of 150 MPH. This Illustration is of the series 1, manufactured between 1961 and 1968. The Series 1 was available as a two seater Fixed Head Coupé and as a two seater convertible "roadster". A "2+2" or four-seater version of the coupé, with a lengthened wheelbase, was released several years later. On its release in 1961, Enzo Ferrari called it "the most beautiful car ever made"
Description: Feel like an asset that's past its useful life but still putting in the heavy work? This "Fully Depreciated Still In Use" design is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who runs the numbers. Featuring a bold, distressed industrial font, it's perfect for accountants, CPAs, or bookkeepers surviving the daily grind, finalizing ledgers, or double-checking the exact taxable value on fixed asset entries. Whether it's an office gift, a nod to getting older, or your new favorite weekend tee, wear it and let everyone know your carrying value might be zero, but your utility is infinite!
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in red sans-serif font at the top. Below it are five gears of varying sizes in a pale yellow color. Beneath the gears is a list of pricing tiers and corresponding actions, such as "$50/hr: IF YOU WATCH" and "$250/hr: IF YOU TELD HIE FIXED IT WRONG". The background is black.
Description: Experience the iconic charm of San Francisco with this unique bicycle art print. The dynamic design features the cityscape, Golden Gate Bridge, and sailboats beautifully framed within a bicycle wheel, all set against a stunning sunset. Perfect for cyclists, travelers, San Francisco enthusiasts, and anyone who loves urban art and unique cityscapes.
Description: Saving the world can wait when you have a sick fixed-gear bike to ride! This hilarious pop-culture mashup features a giant retro Japanese hero ignoring a massive kaiju monster attack just to enjoy his cycling commute. Designed in a vibrant 80s synthwave color palette with classic comic book halftone dots and bold typography. Perfect for fixie riders, cycling enthusiasts, tokusatsu fans, and anyone who loves a good retro anime aesthetic with a funny twist.
