Function Tapestries
Description: Gear up for the next exciting installment, featuring all of your favorite chacters....movesets. From the Function side we have Blasterman, Kickgirl, Ouch-hug and LOL That Guy's in This Game?!? Watch as they clash with feared fighters from the rival Function universe, Mister Easy, Vague Robot and the Jump Brothers, Tri and Box.
Description: Schoolhouse Rock! is an American interstitial programming series of animated musical educational short films (and later, music videos) which aired during the Saturday morning children's programming block on the U.S. television network ABC. The themes covered included grammar, science, economics, history, mathematics, and civics. The series' original run lasted from 1973 to 1985;
Description: A stylized character, resembling a conductor or engineer, stands holding a red lantern with a yellow glow. He wears blue overalls, a light blue shirt, a red scarf, and a tall blue hat with red and yellow accents. He has an angry expression. Above him, a speech bubble contains the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?".
Description: A cartoon character resembling a train conductor or engineer wears a blue uniform with overalls, a red bandana, and a tall blue hat. The character holds a yellow lantern with a red frame in its left hand. A speech bubble above the character displays the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?".
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring bold white text at the top reading "HOLY SHIFT! LOOK AT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION!". Below the text is a Cartesian coordinate system with axes labeled 'y' and 'x1', and the origin marked as '0'. A curve representing the function f(x) = x/(x-1) is plotted, showing an asymptote.
Description: This awesome, stylish shirt features a graph of periodic trigonometric functions and the words "Without Math I Can't Function". Perfect Tshirt for mathematicians, students of trigonometry, algebra, calculus, math lovers, and math teachers or educators. Are you into Math and Science? Makes a great gift for any mathematician, geek, nerd, tech lover, college student, teacher, or back to school. Funny math pun shirt that includes a graph of periodic trigonometric functions and a clever, sarcastic pun.
Description: W. E. B. Du Bois quote: The function of the university is not simply to teach bread-winning, or to furnish teachers for the public schools or to be a centre of polite society; it is, above all, to be the organ of that fine adjustment between real life and the growing knowledge of life, an adjustment which forms the secret of civilization.
Description: Still here. Still proud. Absolutely running on fumes and the sheer audacity of existing — this one's for every queer person who's shown up to one more march, survived one more news cycle, and kept their rainbow flying even when they had nothing left in the tank. The most honest Pride design you'll find.
Description: This design celebrates the vital connection between child development and active engagement. Highlighting how Play Is Learning for Communication, Motor Skills, and Executive Function, it speaks to occupational therapy professionals, physical therapy professionals, speech therapy professionals, early childhood educators, special education teachers, and parents passionate about developmental growth.
Description: Gritty alternative streetwear graphic featuring a highly detailed anatomical X-ray and MRI scan style illustration of the human head, skull, and glowing brain. Perfect dark aesthetic clothing choice for techno rave fans, metalheads, goth punk styles, and biology or science geeks who love edgy, high-contrast monochrome art.
Description: The perfect gift for the math teacher in your life who also happens to be obsessed with their cat. This fun and relatable design features an adorable cat wearing graduation cap and glasses, surrounded by a coffee mug covered in math equations and a classic red apple. Whether it's for back to school, Teacher Appreciation Week, Christmas, or just because — any math teacher cat mom will instantly connect with this one. Great for algebra teachers, geometry teachers, or any math lover who runs on coffee and cat cuddles.
