Green Devil Tapestries
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Description: He sat motionless for 10,000 years waiting for humanity to get its act together, and this is the face he made when it didn’t. The green glow means the warranty on reality has expired and he’s here to speak to management. That candle isn’t for ambiance—it’s the last surviving star after he unplugged half the universe out of spite. Entire civilizations begged for mercy, but he was too busy judging everyone’s life choices in absolute silence.
