Hell Tapestries
Description: Dave Sim's Cerebus the Aardvark in a parody of the movie poster for that famous sword & sorcery film from the early 1980s that starred the eventual governor of California, that we can't name or else we might get a "cease and desist" notice, and they'll take this down. Which is weird, because this was first published in 1982. So like, they don't have a leg to stand on (but they got a buttload of lawyers, and I'm not dealing with that crap again...) 100% of the profits goes to Dave Sim, who PROMISES he's not running for governor of California. Also, that it's "not a tumor".
Description: "Liftoach" is Hebrew for "open"; "pandemonium" could be understood as its common definition ("chaos") or as the capital of Hell in Paradise Lost. These words may be invoked in the raising of a demon, King Paimon in particular. King Piamon is one of the eight kings of Hell. He is depicted as a man with a womanly face and crown. He rides a camel and is known as the King of the West. He is a teacher of science and arts and knows all secret things. Apparently to summon him lots of living things need to lose their heads. Hail Paimon!
