Lying Tapestries
Description: WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Description: There is a confidence involved in holding a phone directly above your face and assuming gravity has agreed to cooperate. Everything is fine until physics suddenly remembers it has a job. One second you’re comfortably scrolling, and the next you’re staring at the ceiling, wondering why your forehead has become a phone stand. You freeze for a moment, partly from the impact and partly from realizing nobody else caused this. The phone is 100% fine, you’re reconsidering several decisions, and somehow you still pick it back up and continue scrolling from the exact same position. Apparently getting smacked in the face was not enough evidence that the nightstand was the safer option. The worst part is knowing you will probably do it again tomorrow.
I dropped my phone on my face while lying in bed and I absolutely deserved it Tapestry
by englishlearning
$30
Description: Showcasing rock art, this distressed graphic captures the mood country rock lovers and festival-goers live for. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all country rock fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee captures the desert-highway warmth of 70s soft rock and sun-bleached California harmonies. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for rockers, acoustic guitar diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Smooth, golden, road-trip artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
You Can't Hide Your Lying Eyes and Your Smile is a Thin Disguise Country Rock Tapestry
by Cultural Heritage
$30
Description: Heart hard rock shirt — "If looks could kill, you'd be lying on the floor". vintage screen-print design for Heart fans, hard rock, 70s rock, classic rock, rock band, dreamboatannie, littlequeen lovers and collectors. The perfect Heart gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1992.
Description: Arctic shirt Monkeys pride — "She's thunderstorms Lying on her front, chocolate crumbs on her t-shirt". vintage screen-print indie rock design for Arctic fans and Monkeys collectors — indie rock, garage rock revival, post-punk gift, vintage indie rock, concert band, indie rock album art. Perfect Arctic graphic tee Monkeys gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Monkeys lovers fabric — Arctic spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 2005.
Description: Heart hard rock shirt — "If looks could kill, you'd be lying on the floor". vintage screen-print design for Heart fans, hard rock, 70s rock, classic rock, rock band, dreamboatannie, littlequeen lovers and collectors. The perfect Heart gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1992.
Description: A bold political parody design inspired by a clever wordplay format. Featuring distressed vintage typography and a stacked text layout, this graphic is perfect for anyone who enjoys political satire, protest art, activism, elections, democracy, free speech, and humorous anti-authoritarian designs. Great for rallies, discussions, or everyday casual wear.
Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Lying POTUS Funny Political Protest T-Shirt Tapestry
by TheInfinitoStore
$30
Description: A stylized depiction of a girl reclining on a rug in a bedroom. The room contains a bed, a bookshelf filled with items, a vintage television, and balloons. The overall aesthetic is characterized by a retro color palette and flat, simplified shapes.
Girl Lying on Floor in Bedroom with Balloons and Bookshelf Retro Style Tapestry
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$30
Description: Total relaxation mode activated! This adorable, minimalist doodle features a sweet orange and white ginger cat lying lazily on its side with a charming, polite little smile. Perfect for orange tabby owners, cat moms, kitten parents, and anyone obsessed with cozy kawaii anime aesthetics. Bring a sense of pure comfort to your day with this wholesome cartoon illustration on a cozy t-shirt, die-cut sticker, morning coffee mug, or comfy throw pillow!
Description: Total relaxation mode activated! This adorable, minimalist doodle features a sweet orange and white ginger cat lying lazily on its side with a charming, polite little smile. Perfect for orange tabby owners, cat moms, kitten parents, and anyone obsessed with cozy kawaii anime aesthetics. Bring a sense of pure comfort to your day with this wholesome cartoon illustration on a cozy t-shirt, die-cut sticker, morning coffee mug, or comfy throw pillow!
Description: Always thinking about your next snack? Meet your new spirit animal! This adorable, chubby little bear is relaxing and proudly declaring "J'ai encore faim !" ("I'm still hungry!"). Featuring a playful retro design, it's the ultimate gift for foodies, bear lovers, and anyone with a bottomless stomach.
Description: Add humor and encouragement to everyday life with this bold and colorful motivational quote design. Featuring playful retro typography, cheerful flowers, and a positive message about challenging negative thoughts, this artwork combines humor with empowerment. Perfect for those who appreciate witty quotes, uplifting reminders, retro aesthetics, and lighthearted self-improvement themes.
Description: Ready for relaxation! This adorable, minimalist doodle features a sweet orange and white ginger tabby cat lounging comfortably on its belly with a charming, neutral little face. Perfect for orange cat moms, bicolor tabby parents, kitten lovers, and anyone obsessed with clean, wholesome kawaii anime aesthetics. Bring a touch of pure comfort to your style with this lovely cartoon illustration on a cozy t-shirt, die-cut sticker, phone case, or laptop sleeve!
Cute Orange and White Cat Lying Down - Kawaii Bicolor Kitty Gift Tapestry
by Scribble of Happiness
$30
Description: A Nation Built on Lies Cannot Stand - Lying to Yourself Won’t Save America A bold, high‑contrast political commentary artwork calling out the danger of self‑deception in a divided nation. The image of covered eyes paired with the message “You can’t save the country while lying to yourself” challenges viewers to confront uncomfortable truths and take responsibility for the future. Designed in striking red and blue tones, this piece blends patriotism with moral urgency, making it perfect for anyone who believes real change begins with honesty and self‑reflection.
Description: Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords 2020 T-Shirt. Strange Women Lying In Ponds Shirt for lady of the lake lovers and farcical aquatic ceremony fans everywhere. Original Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords 2020 Shirt Design featuring original strange women election style logo design artwork.
