Monty Python Tapestries

Description: Tis But a Scratch

Description: A Moose Once Bit My Sister Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Description: This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

Description: I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Description: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Description: King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Description: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Description: Do Not Pet

Description: We will call it a draw

Description: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFdgjYoBMIg

Description: The only people we hate more than the Romans, is the Judean Peoples' Front.

Description: Passed On...

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Description: This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

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Description: He ain't dead - e's just pinin' for the fjords. Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue.

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Description: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Description: I Fart In Your General Direction

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: What in the bloody hell is this?

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Description: For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

Description: Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

Description: Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Description: When you don't actually have horses...

Description: Tis But a Scratch!

Description: We're on a Mission from God

Description: Retro pixel art design inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail and classic 80s–90s arcade fighting games. The legendary Black Knight duel reimagined as a VS fighting game screen, featuring health bars, a bold KO HUD, visible pixels, and a fake lost-arcade-game aesthetic. A mix of medieval fantasy, dark humor, and old school 2D fighter style.

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Description: He is a killer...look at the bones man!

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Description: From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Description: Ni Element

Description: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one.