Nerdcore Tapestries
Description: When you’re having trouble with your tech, and it’s giving you the blues, you want to compute, but not on this OS, here’s what you got to do. Pick up the phone, we’re always home, call me anytime. I live a life of tech. When you need to get your nerd stuff done, we’re here. A parody, obviously.
Description: Looking for a way to show off your nerd pride with a bold, eye-catching design? This "NERD" graphic takes inspiration from the raw lettering of nu metal icons Korn, giving it a heavy twist. Perfect for those who embrace their intelligence with attitude. Grab yours and let the world know that being a nerd is anything but ordinary.
Introverted but willing to discuss the Voynich Manuscript Tapestry
by DankFutura
$23 $30
Description: Whether you read it normally, or upside-down, or even in a mirror, the binary form of 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. So we have a palindrome that is also an ambigram and also strobogrammatic...no wonder it's a magical number!
Not every answer in life is binary, but this is. Tapestry
by PunnyBone
$23 $30
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Tapestry
by Suranyami
$23 $30
Description: The tee equivalent of a power tie for you or the mad scientist you love. Keep calm, have cake, and let them all know they haven't stopped the science with this stylish statement while at the same time protecting your skin from caustic resins*. *protection from caustic resins is not guaranteed.
Description: This collection of covers is from when we were growing up and learning important lessons about deportment and morals under our cosmic horror overlords. Remember how Little Miss Deep one was afraid of her aqueous destiny? How The Yellow King couldn't find Lost Carcosa? Some of your favourites, burned into the futile tallow of your brief ephemeral mind!
Castle Ravenloft Tourism Poster - Barovia Tapestry
by Cursed Content
$23 $30
Description: My absolute favorite quote from Elminster in BG3 - love that funky lil wizard guy
Be a Moon Unto Yourself - Elminster Quote Tapestry
by Cursed Content
$23 $30
90s Inspired Nerd Design Slogan Gift For Nerds Tapestry
by BoggsNicolas
$23 $30