Panic Tapestries
Description: A funny black-and-white design featuring a sword-wielding frog standing proudly on a relaxed sloth beneath the phrase “I Will Succeed Because My Plans Are Only 10% Plan and 90% Panic.” The artwork combines sloth humor, frog comedy, chaotic motivation, absurd confidence, and weird animal energy in a memorable vintage-inspired style. Focused on quirky humor, panic-driven personalities, unconventional motivation, and anyone who somehow succeeds while improvising almost everything.
Description: A funny panic disorder t-shirt that says "but first, panic." It's a humorous t-shirt for people who suffer from generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder, PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder), social anxiety disorder, or separation anxiety disorders. This funny / sarcastic / snarky shirt will make you laugh about your own anxiety and panic issues. Before I even attempt to conquer the simplest of tasks, my brain hits the panic button. Before I do anything, I make sure to set some time aside to panic about it. Going out to the store, first panic. Going to the movie theater, first panic. Here is a great way to express your experience with living with severe anxiety and panic attack issues in a humorous way.
