Problem Tapestries
Description: A bold white text design with the title 'COMPUTER ENGINEER:' and the word '(noun)' in parentheses below. It features a numbered list defining the role with witty descriptions and lists synonyms like 'Tech Mage' and 'Keyboard warrior'. The text is stark and informational against a black background.
Description: A playful math humor design featuring the absurd phrase about buying 74 watermelons, paired with a bright whole watermelon and juicy red slice. Bold white typography gives the joke immediate impact while highlighting the strange logic of classic classroom word problems. Perfectly themed around mathematics, teachers, students, number problems, school humor, and ridiculous equations, the artwork combines educational comedy with colorful fruit imagery and a memorable punchline.
Description: A rectangular dark gray alert box with a white border, displaying a yellow warning triangle with a black exclamation mark on the left. To the right, white text reads "Insufficient" on the top line and "memory" on the bottom line. At the top left of the alert box are three colored circles: red, yellow, and green.
Description: A cartoon raccoon wearing sunglasses is peeking out of a trash can filled with green slime. The raccoon is holding a grenade that is also dripping with slime. A peeled banana rests on the ground next to the trash can. The text "I'M GONNA BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM." curves above the scene.
Description: A vintage-style emblem with a dark background. The central text reads "RETIRED ENGINEER" in large, ornate, cream-colored lettering with a yellow outline. Above it, a banner states "NOT MY PROBLEM" and below, another banner reads "2023 ANYMORE". Decorative scrollwork and gear motifs frame the text.
Description: Revisit the dramatic climax of classic literature with this powerful minimalist poster based on Arthur Conan Doyle's short story, The Final Problem. The abstract graphic artwork features a stark, stylized waterfall with two tiny silhouettes of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty standing at the top edge. This unique, modern aesthetic is tailored for book lovers, avid readers, and fans of literary history.
Description: A bold, text-based composition with a dark background featuring white and yellow lettering. The text reads "YOUR PROBLEM IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'VE SEEN IN YOUR NIEEYHBOR'S BASEMENT TRUST ME I'M A PLUMBER". Industrial pipe fittings, wrenches, and an axe are visually integrated into the text layout.
Description: Express your sarcastic humor with You're Really Pretty Sorry, I Meant Petty I Have A Spelling Problem. This design is for petty personalities, witty individuals, and funny quote lovers.
You're Really Pretty Sorry, I Meant Petty I Have A Spelling Problem Sarcastic Humor Sassy Quote Tapestry
by Funny Animal Kings
$30
Description: A retro-style graphic depicts a beach scene with palm trees, a beach chair, and an umbrella against a sunset with horizontal color stripes. Text at the top reads "RETIRED 2026" in block letters. Text at the bottom reads "NOT MY PROBLEM Anymore" with "Anymore" in a script font.
Description: A dark colored graphic with bold, stylized text. The text reads "I'M A Social Worker POINT ME TO THE PROBLEM HAND ME A CUP OF COFFFF RIFEE AND STAND BACK". A detailed drawing of a coffee cup and saucer is on the right. Decorative lines and flourishes surround the text.
I'M A Social Worker Point Me To The Problem Hand Me A Cup Of Coffee And Stand Back Coffee Cup Tapestry
by Remisova illustrator
$30
Description: A black background features the word 'ENGINEER' in large yellow capital letters, with the 'O' replaced by a yellow gear icon. Below, the phonetic pronunciation '{ en-juh-neer }' is in white. The definition of an engineer is provided, along with related terms and a concluding statement about caffeine and solutions, all in white text.
