Programmer Tapestries

The pain of the process diagrams is known to us all, the sheer confusion of the overall system design haunts us in our dreams, yet we humans must prevail!

This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.

Nerd stuff here! :P

When in doubt - reboot!

Wild cute cat working at a keyboard. Original cartoon illustration by Sue Cervenka.

Have you tried switching it off an on again? Whenever you have any problems with your computer switch it off and on again and everything will be fine.

Before most computers were our friends, they were terrifying little boxes of confusion to us. Edgar from "Electric Dreams" personified (well kinda) that pretty well. Good soundtrack too.

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Perfect for work play or church

Copy paste software developer

A funny and cute t-shirt for programmers, software developers and coders, especially ones that are the proud owners of cats! After all, a cat's favorite place is always on your keyboard! Reads - I Are Programmer I Make Computer Beep Boop Beep Beep Boop.

Funny E.T. Alien I.T. Expert Programmer Developer Retro Sci-fi 80's Movie Funny Meme Parody

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Best gift for IT Programmer, Coder Professional, Software Developers, Network Engineer, Web developer, Mobile Application / Apps coder geek, nerd, C++, Java, C#, .Net or anyone who enjoys computers and Information Technology. Funny Programmer Shirt Gift T-shirt for Computer Science Geek, Nerd Undergraduates Students or for a coder daddy, son, brother or grandpa.

Makes a great gift for any programmer, coder, developer with a fun sense of humor!

A how to guide to the future

Commodore International (other names include Commodore International Limited, or just simply Commodore) was an American home computer and electronics manufacturer founded by Jack Tramiel. Commodore International (CI), along with its subsidiary Commodore Business Machines (CBM), participated in the development of the home–personal computer industry in the 1970s and 1980s. The company developed and marketed the world's best-selling desktop computer, the Commodore 64 (1982), and released its Amiga computer line in July 1985. With quarterly sales ending 1983 of $49 million (equivalent to $106 million in 2018), Commodore was one of the world's largest personal computer manufacturers.

A "Hello, World!" program generally is a computer program that outputs or displays the message "Hello, World!". Such a program is very simple in most programming languages, and is often used to illustrate the basic syntax of a programming language. It is often the first program written by people learning to code.

A design for daring & adventurous computer programmers, software developers and coders who like to live dangerously and use the force option when pushing to a git repository. Whether at work or in a side project of your own, use this sparingly. A funny design for people working with the source code management system git showing the biohazard symbol and the text "git push --force". Show that you are a risk taker. A great way to get attention in the office, at conferences & other geek/nerd events.

digital drawing

Programmer joke

Cyber security - Hacker - Buffer Overflow Shellcode

if you make a mistake in your affair once, it is like programming. You are busy with it all your life :)

Weird or cool?

You know what this is ('cuz yer old). :P

It Worked Yesterday

Amazon Web Services (AWS) is a subsidiary of Amazon that provides on-demand cloud computing platforms and APIs to individuals, companies, and governments, on a metered pay-as-you-go basis. In aggregate, these cloud computing web services provide a set of primitive abstract technical infrastructure and distributed computing building blocks and tools. One of these services is Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud (EC2), which allows users to have at their disposal a virtual cluster of computers, available all the time, through the Internet. AWS's version of virtual computers emulates most of the attributes of a real computer, including hardware central processing units (CPUs) and graphics processing units (GPUs) for processing; local/RAM memory; hard-

The definition of Software Developer. True Story.

Get ready to unleash the power of the command line with this "LINUX NUKE" t-shirt! Featuring a bold design of a mushroom cloud and SUDO RM -RF command (all caps on purpose), this shirt is sure to get you noticed. Wear it proudly to show off your terminal mastery and geeky charm, whether you're hacking away at software or just hanging out with fellow nerds!

Great Geek product for employee and students to waer in privat while code or in University in it Computer science. Also perfect for software developers or Engineers wich code html css, python, java, java script, php, c++ or c#. A perfect sarcastic product for computer and Cats people wich do a coding Engineering job or study, nice gift for father, mother, son, deaughter, uncle, sister, brother for christmas, xmas, birthday, job or for the first day on university.

Coder's / Programmer Humour - Error Code ID-10-T - Problem caused by defective input device located in a chair.

Electric Dreams is a 1984 science fiction romantic comedy film set in San Francisco, California, that depicts a love triangle among a man, a woman and a personal computer. It was directed by Steve Barron and stars Lenny Von Dohlen, Virginia Madsen, Maxwell Caulfield, and the voice of Bud Cort. The film's credits dedicate it to the memory of UNIVAC I.

A design for programmers to tell them to save their code on server even in the case of fire.