Programmer Tapestries
Description: Digital Equipment Corporation (DEC), was founded by Ken Olsen and Harlan Anderson in 1957 in Maynard, Massachusetts. Operating under the trade name Digital, they were a major player in the computer industry from the 1960s to the 1990s. Although the company produced many product lines over their history, they are best known for their work in the minicomputer market starting in the mid-1960s. The company produced a series of machines known as the PDP line, with the PDP-8 and PDP-11 being among the most successful minis in history. Their success was only surpassed by another DEC product, the late-1970s VAX "supermini" systems that were designed to replace the PDP-11.
Description: Founded in Sunnyvale, California during the early '80s, Cyberdyne Systems' products were primarily computer processors, but also made small components for larger manufacturers in the tech industry. A T-800 Terminator, which was sent from the future and designed to kill humans, was crushed in one of the hydraulic presses in Cyberdyne's factory. From the Terminator's wreckage, the company was able to procure future tech by way of it's CPU chip and nearly complete arm segment. The advanced technology from these elements were reverse engineered, rapidly accelerating Cyberdyne Systems into the future, suddenly making them a major player in cutting-edge tech.
Description: Skynet is the fictional conscious, gestalt, artificial general intelligence system that features centrally in the Terminator franchise and serves as the franchise's main antagonist. This shirt features the Skynet 97 retail packaging that one might assume existed for PC owners to install into their home computers as part of Skynet's plan for global domination. This version of the Skynet 97 tee is thoughtfully aged with some subtle yellowing, a little fade and some cracking and chipping to give it a genuine vintage look.
In God We Trust All Others Must Bring Data Tapestry
by Simple Arts Illustration Design Merchandise
$30
Description: Programmers, web developers, database admins, system architects, network engineers, and NET Developers understand this shirt. Technical support duties for our family and friends is part of the job, unfortunately. Welcome to IT. Funny and sarcastic tech tee with retro-looking color-scheme. Available for men and women. This tshirt also makes a great gift for that upcoming birthday or a holiday gift for a friend in a tech profession.
Description: This design consists of the unicode emoticon for shrugging your shoulders and smiling and the text "it works on my machine", one of the most frequent excuses you hear when confronting a programmer with a bug. The text elements are printed in dark grey on a white background on different products.
Shrug it works on my machine - Programmer Excuse Design Tapestry
by Ramiro's Designs for Computer Geeks and Nerds
$30
Description: Vintage, retro geek fashion for brainy geeks and nerds features RETRO COMPUTER typography under a halftoned brain in vintage color stripes. Great brain gift for smart and brainy men, women, teenagers and tweens. Perfect gift for computer geeks, science geeks, math nerds, biologists, computer programmers, neuroscientists, doctors, professors, teachers, students, engineers, physicists, intellects, professors, psychologists, scholars, intellectuals and more.
Description: A design for daring & adventurous computer programmers, software developers and coders who like to live dangerously and use the force option when pushing to a git repository. Whether at work or in a side project of your own, use this sparingly. A funny design for people working with the source code management system git showing the biohazard symbol and the text "git push --force". Show that you are a risk taker. A great way to get attention in the office, at conferences & other geek/nerd events.
Daredevil Programmer Design: Biohazard Symbol & git push --force Tapestry
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$30