Pulled Tapestries
Description: Get ready to fire up the grill with this hilarious "I Like My Butt Rubbed And My Pork Pulled" BBQ design! Featuring a vintage, distressed style with a classic pig silhouette, roaring flames, and grilling forks, this funny pitmaster quote is perfect for barbecue lovers, meat smokers, and grilling enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and a cheeky double entendre. Whether you are hosting a summer backyard cookout, smoking some delicious meat, or looking for the ultimate Father's Day gift for the grill master in your life, this design is guaranteed to bring smiles to the BBQ party.
Description: well shelved, thomas shelby leans against a car with his hands in his pants and hat pulled deep into his face as abstract art (vers. 1). Many different colors for t-shirts, sweaters, leggings, skirts, socks, dresses, mugs, cell phone cases, iPhone cases, iPad cases, mugs, stickers, pillows, blankets, watches and much more.
Description: Buy "I Pulled Out A Nose Hair Last Night To See If It Hurt Judging By How Fast" now! Welcome to our store! Shirts in our store: Printed by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. High-quality, soft fabric. It feels like wearing a Saturday afternoon! Click our store "Tater's" for more designs and style options.
Description: Buy "I Pulled Out A Nose Hair Last Night To See If It Hurt Judging By How Fast" now! Welcome to our store! Shirts in our store: Printed by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. High-quality, soft fabric. It feels like wearing a Saturday afternoon! Click our store "Tater's" for more designs and style options.
Description: Texas BBQ food humor featuring smoked brisket, ribs, sausage, pulled pork, pickles, onions, and the phrase “Life’s a BBQ, Enjoy the Sizzle.” This bold barbecue artwork celebrates pitmaster pride, smoky Texas flavor, backyard grilling, Southern food culture, and classic barbecue cravings.
Description: Buy "I Pulled Out A Nose Hair Last Night To See If It Hurt Judging by How Fast My Husband" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Evil Moon Rising" for more designs and style options.
I Pulled Out A Nose Hair Last Night To See If It Hurt Judging by How Fast My Husband Tapestry
by Evil Moon Rising
$30
Description: A small pika rests among broken rocks and sparse alpine flowers. The scene is interpreted as a rough vintage linocut with compact torn panels, visible carved texture and softly misregistered colour in cream, navy, teal and rust. Keywords: pika, american pika, talus slope, alpine wildlife, rustic nature, woodblock print style.
Description: A brook trout holds steady in clear water above a stony forest streambed. Rendered as a vintage woodblock nature illustration with a hand pulled linocut look, distressed grain and a restrained palette of cream, slate navy, muted teal and rust orange. Keywords: brook trout, trout, freshwater fish, forest stream, wildlife art, woodblock print style.
Description: well shelved, thomas shelby leans against a car with his hands in his pants and hat pulled deep into his face as abstract art (vers. 3). Many different colors for t-shirts, sweaters, leggings, skirts, socks, dresses, mugs, cell phone cases, iPhone cases, iPad cases, mugs, stickers, pillows, blankets, watches and much more.
Description: A wolverine moves between weathered rocks high in the alpine country. Drawn in a weathered linocut style with carved marks, aged paper texture and flat vintage colour. The composition keeps the calm character of an old natural history illustration. Keywords: wolverine, mustelid, alpine wildlife, mountain animal, wildlife art, woodblock print style.
Description: A striped skunk crosses tall meadow grass under a low moon. Drawn in a weathered linocut style with carved marks, aged paper texture and flat vintage colour. The composition keeps the calm character of an old natural history illustration. Keywords: skunk, striped skunk, nocturnal animal, moonlit meadow, woodland, woodblock print style.
Description: A praying mantis waits among tall stems and wild meadow flowers. A vintage woodblock style design built from closely spaced vertical panels, deep navy linework, muted teal shadows and one warm rust accent. Rustic wildlife art with the irregular character of ink pressed by hand. Keywords: praying mantis, mantis, insect art, entomology, rustic nature, woodblock print style.
Description: Bald cypress trees rise from still swamp water in the first light of dawn. Rendered as a vintage woodblock nature illustration with a hand pulled linocut look, distressed grain and a restrained palette of cream, slate navy, muted teal and rust orange. Keywords: cypress swamp, bald cypress, southern wetland, swamp landscape, woodland, woodblock print style.
Description: A praying mantis waits among tall stems and wild meadow flowers. A vintage woodblock style design built from closely spaced vertical panels, deep navy linework, muted teal shadows and one warm rust accent. Rustic wildlife art with the irregular character of ink pressed by hand. Keywords: praying mantis, mantis, insect art, entomology, rustic nature, woodblock print style.
Description: A blue jay rests on a bare branch while light snow falls around it. Rendered as a vintage woodblock nature illustration with a hand pulled linocut look, distressed grain and a restrained palette of cream, slate navy, muted teal and rust orange. Keywords: blue jay, blue jay bird, winter bird, songbird, forest art, woodblock print style.
Description: A brown pelican rests on mangrove roots beside a calm coastal lagoon. A vintage woodblock style design built from closely spaced vertical panels, deep navy linework, muted teal shadows and one warm rust accent. Rustic wildlife art with the irregular character of ink pressed by hand. Keywords: brown pelican, pelican, mangrove, coastal bird, natural history art, woodblock print style.
Description: "The name's Hal L., and you're in my world now." Sporting the most epic mustache since Tom Selleck, Hal L. is the retirement home orderly from Hell who will sooner make you stitch him a quilt for resale than give you a glass of warm milk. Good gift for someone who does a lot of lawn and yard work. Just don't wear this and terrorize the elderly. Watch your movies. Wear your movies.
Description: An armadillo walks through desert scrub between stones and dry grasses. A vintage woodblock style design built from closely spaced vertical panels, deep navy linework, muted teal shadows and one warm rust accent. Rustic wildlife art with the irregular character of ink pressed by hand. Keywords: armadillo, desert armadillo, desert wildlife, southwestern, hand pulled print, woodblock print style.
