Scale Tapestries
Description: Neil the Seal — sitting on top of an oversized bathroom scale whose needle has spun all the way round. Hand-crafted flat illustration with a retro screen-print feel and no fussy detail. Tasmania's most notorious wanderer: a giant elephant seal with a soft spot for road cones, front lawns and long naps in inconvenient places. For anyone who loves elephant seals, marine wildlife and cute minimalist animal art.
Neil the Seal Chonk Scale - Cute Minimalist Elephant Seal Tapestry
by Visual Arts Oasis
$23 $30
Description: A humorous ancient Egyptian mythology design featuring Anubis holding the scales of judgment with a heart and feather, paired with the relatable phrase “Okay Wait Can I Explain.” A playful take on the legendary weighing of the heart, perfect for mythology fans, ancient Egypt enthusiasts, history lovers, meme collectors, and anyone who enjoys clever historical humor.
Meowtallica And Justice For All Heavy Metal Parody Tapestry
by Sensations Of Nature
$23 $30
Description: Pain Scale No Pain Mild Moderate Severe Very Severe Worst Possible. This Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Design Is Perfect For Holiday Humor And Thanksgiving Dinner Celebrations.
Pain Scale Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Holiday Humor Tapestry
by Print Vibe Aya
$23 $30
Description: If you've ever watched your dad pause mid-sentence to set up a pun he's clearly been holding all day, this shirt was made for him. The Dad Joke Scale breaks down the full hot dog spectrum of dad humor — from Mild to full-on Dad Joke Master, loaded with every topping known to man. It's illustrated like a diner menu and hits like a groan you secretly enjoyed. Grab this for Father's Day, a birthday, or just to finally give him something that matches his energy.
Description: For us at Chasing Scale the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster at the end of your leader.
Description: A bold seamless pattern of curved eye-like shapes in hot pink and black outline, tessellating over alternating orange pinstripe panels dotted with small blue accents. The high-contrast color scheme and repeating scale-like curves give it a striking, graphic pop art feel — perfect for statement apparel, accessories, and modern prints.
Description: A rich seamless pattern of glossy red and olive-green diamond scales interlocking with small blue-and-yellow swirl-textured accent shapes, all outlined in black for a dimensional, glass-like effect. The warm-toned palette and dragon-scale rhythm give it a striking, medieval-inspired feel — great for apparel, home decor, and gaming-themed prints.
Description: Melchom: a cat-like humanoid demon from Ars Goetia lore, bearing a purse and scales. Rendered as a high-contrast occult engraving, he embodies judgment, wealth, and equilibrium in a stark, gothic vision. Balance the shadows, embrace the strange. Perfect for gamers, cosplay fans, and occult enthusiasts. Ideal for gamers, conventions, fandom events, or anyone drawn to dark lore, symbolic art, and powerful character-inspired designs. Ideal for Halloween, dark art showcases, and fandom drops ABOUT THE ART © Friday, May 15, 2026, 3:05:26 PM Tracey Harrington-Simpson
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: At Chasing Scale, the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the fishing journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten fishing path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster fish at the end of your leader as you grin from ear to ear.
Description: Outfit for giraffe lovers daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, brother, sister, husband, wife, cousin. Perfect gift for giraffe lovers to celebrate Xmas party.
Christmas Pain Scale Cute Santa Hat Pain Assessment ER Nurse Tapestry
by Serl Moony Arts
$23 $30
Description: All those hours... poring over exploded diagrams before snapping together your latest model kit. This ObscuraTee exclusive design celebrates the classic instruction sheets that fueled generations of plastic model builders. Perfect for fans of vintage Aurora kits, classic monster models, scale modeling, glue-and-paint weekends, and anyone nostalgic for the golden age of hobby shops and the unmistakable aroma of Testors glue. Whether you built monsters, hot rods, airplanes, or dinosaurs, this shirt lets fellow model builders know you've put in your time.
Vintage Aurora Model Kit Instructions | Retro Plastic Model Builder Tapestry
by Obscura-Tee
$23 $30
Description: For us at Chasing Scale the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster at the end of your leader.
Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).
Description: For us at Chasing Scale the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster at the end of your leader.
Description: Easily Distracted By Model Building Is For Hobbyists And Modelers Who Love Scale Modeling. Perfect For Aviation Model Builders And Craft Enthusiasts.
Easily Distracted By Model Building Scale Modeler Hobbyist Tapestry
by It's Over
$23 $30
