Scale Tapestries
Description: A humorous ancient Egyptian mythology design featuring Anubis holding the scales of judgment with a heart and feather, paired with the relatable phrase “Okay Wait Can I Explain.” A playful take on the legendary weighing of the heart, perfect for mythology fans, ancient Egypt enthusiasts, history lovers, meme collectors, and anyone who enjoys clever historical humor.
Description: Neil the Seal — sitting on top of an oversized bathroom scale whose needle has spun all the way round. Hand-crafted flat illustration with a retro screen-print feel and no fussy detail. Tasmania's most notorious wanderer: a giant elephant seal with a soft spot for road cones, front lawns and long naps in inconvenient places. For anyone who loves elephant seals, marine wildlife and cute minimalist animal art.
Description: All those hours... poring over exploded diagrams before snapping together your latest model kit. This ObscuraTee exclusive design celebrates the classic instruction sheets that fueled generations of plastic model builders. Perfect for fans of vintage Aurora kits, classic monster models, scale modeling, glue-and-paint weekends, and anyone nostalgic for the golden age of hobby shops and the unmistakable aroma of Testors glue. Whether you built monsters, hot rods, airplanes, or dinosaurs, this shirt lets fellow model builders know you've put in your time.
Description: For us at Chasing Scale the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster at the end of your leader.
Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).
Description: For us at Chasing Scale the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster at the end of your leader.
Description: For us at Chasing Scale the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster at the end of your leader.
Description: If you've ever watched your dad pause mid-sentence to set up a pun he's clearly been holding all day, this shirt was made for him. The Dad Joke Scale breaks down the full hot dog spectrum of dad humor — from Mild to full-on Dad Joke Master, loaded with every topping known to man. It's illustrated like a diner menu and hits like a groan you secretly enjoyed. Grab this for Father's Day, a birthday, or just to finally give him something that matches his energy.
Description: Melchom: a cat-like humanoid demon from Ars Goetia lore, bearing a purse and scales. Rendered as a high-contrast occult engraving, he embodies judgment, wealth, and equilibrium in a stark, gothic vision. Balance the shadows, embrace the strange. Perfect for gamers, cosplay fans, and occult enthusiasts. Ideal for gamers, conventions, fandom events, or anyone drawn to dark lore, symbolic art, and powerful character-inspired designs. Ideal for Halloween, dark art showcases, and fandom drops ABOUT THE ART © Friday, May 15, 2026, 3:05:26 PM Tracey Harrington-Simpson
Description: A bold seamless pattern of curved eye-like shapes in hot pink and black outline, tessellating over alternating orange pinstripe panels dotted with small blue accents. The high-contrast color scheme and repeating scale-like curves give it a striking, graphic pop art feel — perfect for statement apparel, accessories, and modern prints.
Description: A rich seamless pattern of glossy red and olive-green diamond scales interlocking with small blue-and-yellow swirl-textured accent shapes, all outlined in black for a dimensional, glass-like effect. The warm-toned palette and dragon-scale rhythm give it a striking, medieval-inspired feel — great for apparel, home decor, and gaming-themed prints.
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: At Chasing Scale, the chase is the reward! The truth is found in the fishing journey. It’s found in that unmistakeable feeling of ultimate freedom when you choose the off-the-beaten fishing path. With detailed research and hard-nosed determination maybe, just maybe, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear with a monster fish at the end of your leader as you grin from ear to ear.
Description: Give It Back — Tariff Refund Protest Typography (Dark Version) Give it back. Two words, no apology. This bold slab-type design says what everyone’s thinking about illegal tariffs and the money that’s owed back to working people. Big, stacked, unmissable typography inspired by classic protest posters — the kind of statement piece that doesn’t need a subtitle to make its point. Wear it to the march, wear it to work, wear it because you’re done waiting for a refund that should’ve never been necessary in the first place. Perfect for anyone who believes in economic justice, hates a rigged system, and wants their shirt to say “our money” as loud as their voice does. By Puff Sumo.
